The Perfect Human - Male 02

[SkinBasket]

The Skinbasket desires to create the perfect human. The best place to find the materials necessary for this is obviously the internet.

After a highly scientific culling of the internet to provide a diverse, yet representative random sample, the SkinBasket has decided to allow his fellow Packerrats to determine the course of human evolution by voting in a winner take all tournament consisting of 32 men and 32 women. The champions will be mated and human perfection shall be achieved.

The second matchup pits a man who every man wants to be against a man who only wants to be someone else.

Pornstar Randy Spears vs. Niel Diamond impersonator Tom Sadge

[Deputy Nutz]

How can you not go with a Diamond impersonator? I wonder if he is jewish?

[Zool]

How can you not go with Spears?

[Deputy Nutz]

How can you not go with Spears?

Without impersonators how can you remember the real thing? I don't need Spears to remember the real thing.

[Zool]

How can you not go with Spears?

Without impersonators how can you remember the real thing? I don't need Spears to remember the real thing.

Pop in the Jazz Singer if you want to remember Neil. Mad listens to Coming to America daily to remember his journey.

[The Leaper]

Who is Niel Diamond?

Niel...is that Scottish?

[SkinBasket]

Who is Niel Diamond?

Niel...is that Scottish?

The internet does not make mistakes. Neil's parents made the mistake and misspelled their own child's name.