The Perfect Human - Male 07

[SkinBasket]

The Skinbasket desires to create the perfect human. The best place to find the materials necessary for this is obviously the internet.

After a highly scientific culling of the internet to provide a diverse, yet representative random sample, the SkinBasket has decided to allow his fellow Packerrats to determine the course of human evolution by voting in a winner take all tournament consisting of 32 men and 32 women. The champions will be mated and human perfection shall be achieved.

Fresh vegetables have their benefits if used properly. So do guns.

Fresh Cucumber vs American Idol Mockery Sanjaya

[Zool]

In a 3-way contest, this kid would win.

[Deputy Nutz]

In a 3-way contest, this kid would win.

Why would you embarrass your son like that?

[Zool]

Why would you embarrass your son like that?

Skin's not my son. I have the DNA test from Maury Povich to prove it.

[the_idle_threat]

I vote for guns.

Since that wasn't in the poll, and cumcumber is the one veggie I can't stand, I was forced to either vote for Sanjaya or abstain. And I just don't have the willpower to abstain.

[GrnBay007]

Hmm....the big ole cucumber currently has 11 votes. Since there are obviously more than 11 females here (and I didn't vote) I'm wondering why these PR men like cucumbers? ick!

[Scott Campbell]

Hmm....the big ole cucumber currently has 11 votes. Since there are obviously more than 11 females here (and I didn't vote) .............

.....sure, you didn't vote...........