The Perfect Human - Female 10

[SkinBasket]

The Skinbasket desires to create the perfect human. The best place to find the materials necessary for this is obviously the internet.

After a highly scientific culling of the internet to provide a diverse, yet representative random sample, the SkinBasket has decided to allow his fellow Packerrats to determine the course of human evolution by voting in a winner take all tournament consisting of 32 men and 32 women. The champions will be mated and human perfection shall be achieved.

One delivers you the news fair and balanced while the other likes to show that big girls can be sexy too... Or can they? The Skinbasket reports, and you decide.

FoxNews' Greta VanSustern vs American Idol's Frenchie

[Freak Out]

You are shooting for perfection.

[Tarlam!]

My dick just fell off. I'm sueing you, Skin, ya bitch!

[BallHawk]

Greta's from Wisconsin, ain't she?

I guess she then gets the vote by default.

[SkinBasket]

My dick just fell off. I'm sueing you, Skin, ya bitch!

Yeah!?

Just don't try to tell me who to vote for you kangaroo kraut!

[Tarlam!]

My dick just fell off. I'm sueing you, Skin, ya bitch!

Yeah!?

Just don't try to tell me who to vote for you kangaroo kraut!

That wasn't me telling you, Skin. That was science.

[CaliforniaCheez]

Back to the drawing board.

[mraynrand]

Gotta go with scarface