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  • The Perfect Human - Female 12

    The Skinbasket desires to create the perfect human. The best place to find the materials necessary for this is obviously the internet.

    After a highly scientific culling of the internet to provide a diverse, yet representative random sample, the SkinBasket has decided to allow his fellow Packerrats to determine the course of human evolution by voting in a winner take all tournament consisting of 32 men and 32 women. The champions will be mated and human perfection shall be achieved.

    Decades of pent up sexual aggression (see boots as evidence) versus demonic forces in a Hooters shirt. Pick your poison rats.

    Woman Recently Released from Compound vs Shyamali Malakar, Demonic Hooters Girl and Sister to American Idol Sanjaya

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    Shyamali Malakar, Demonic Hooters Girl and Sister to American Idol Sanjaya
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    "You're all very smart, and I'm very dumb." - Partial

  • #2
    The crackaistic tendencies of the Skinbacket are showing up in these polls.

    Where are all the Mexicans, Blacks and Arabs?

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    • #3
      Originally posted by MadtownPacker
      The crackaistic tendencies of the Skinbacket are showing up in these polls.

      Where are all the Mexicans, Blacks and Arabs?
      Yeah, there should be plenty of mugshots of mexicans and blacks to post!!

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      • #4
        Originally posted by MadtownPacker
        The crackaistic tendencies of the Skinbacket are showing up in these polls.

        Where are all the Mexicans, Blacks and Arabs?
        Do your research before insulting science again you miseducated dingo. The internet is not racist. From the sample thus far:

        Blacks
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        Foxxy Brown
        Tyra Banks
        Frenchie
        Midget Mac
        50 Cent
        Professor T

        Mexicans or Latinos as the educated scientific world calls them
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        Mary Jo Garcia
        Jo Garcia

        Arabs
        ------
        The Iron Sheik

        Asians
        -------
        Happy Asian Girl in a Snorkle
        Cat Girl without a Dad
        Girl Sad Because She's Been Arrested
        Bruce Lee

        Unknown Not Whites
        -----------------------
        Sanjaya
        Shyamali Malakar
        "You're all very smart, and I'm very dumb." - Partial

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        • #5
          That woman from the compound will do what you tell her. She'll take orders and work hard to please you. You can relax or have a fun time doing something else without having to watch over her while she works.

          The Hooters gal will take too much attention, time, energy, and money. It will never look any better than it does now.

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