No Joke

[SkinBasket]

When I was a freshman in college, I once drunk myself an ocean and passed out. I woke up in a puddle of shit and felt like shit for a week. Thankfully I didn't die.

I haven't drunk an ocean since. But I am not an alcoholic and no one in my family carries the alcoholic gene, except for my great great great great great great Irish father in law.

Good for you. Fuck yourself and die.

Marijuana is legalized in Amsterdam and there a chemical found in marijuana that makes you puke every time you have a drink. When the high of marijuana is mixed with the high of alcohol, the high of marijuana always win. In other words, marijuana is a medical rebellion for alcoholism.

And I heard sucking horse cock causes massive stupidity and a constant need to garner attention. IMO, you should stop smoking equine neckbones.

[GoPackGo]

That's completely untrue. Haven't smoked and drank much have you?

It is completely true. You need to read the Nobel Prize winning book "Marijuana is a Medical Rebellion for Alcoholism" by Dr. John C. Holmes, MD, Ph.D.

than you should read my book. "Drink and smoke weed every weekend for ten years straight without puking" by GoPackGo

[PackFan#1]

than you should read my book. "Drink and smoke weed every weekend for ten years straight without puking" by GoPackGo

You don't have a MD and Ph.D like Dr. John Holmes, so your work is meaningless.

[GoPackGo]

than you should read my book. "Drink and smoke weed every weekend for ten years straight without puking" by GoPackGo

You don't have a MD and Ph.D like Dr. John Holmes, so your work is meaningless.

I have a PHD in drinking and smoking weed, my work means everything in this case

[PackFan#1]

I have a PHD in drinking and smoking weed, my work means everything in this case

You're lying. No hardcore university gives out Phd for "drinking and smoking weed." Dr. John Holmes is a psychiatrist with not only an MD but also a Phd.

[SkinBasket]

Anyway, if this was easy Tarlam!, there wouldn't be any alcoholics. Maybe you gotta come to hate yourself more for giving in than you do for being addicted. I don't know. What the fuck do I know? I still negotiate with my weaknesses.

[Freak Out]

Exercise
Read
Sleep
Work
Go to an AA meeting or 50
Read up about alcoholism on the internet
Go to 50 more AA meetings
Get a sponsor at AA
Call your sponsor to go out for coffee

You forgot cranking oneself. I suggest thrice daily at a minimum.

Zool is spot on with the meetings and shit. The ONLY way I could stop smoking was by talking to anyone who would listen and telling them how fucking bad I wanted a smoke.

[MJZiggy]

Look Sweet, you know your women love you and we love you even more sober, now get your ass back into rehab before I have to come over there...

[Tarlam!]

Look Sweet, you know your women love you and we love you even more sober, now get your ass back into rehab before I have to come over there...

Ta, Ziggy. ("Ta" = thank you for toddlers in Australia. We will will teach them the polite form, which is "Ta Ta", and then allow the familiar form "Ta" when they are about 4)

She told me you guys skyped. She is at her Dad's place and as pissed/disappointed as the Rats.

I have a problem. I admit it.

She says she'll see me through it. She doesen't deserve this crap. Neither do my kids. I just so hate myself.

[MJZiggy]

So it didn't work on the first shot. Do it again.

[MJZiggy]

So it didn't work on the first shot. Do it again. (just like this post)

[oregonpackfan]

Just so as you know, I weas in hospital for "de-poisoning"

That is supposed to take one week to 10 days.

Therapy was scheduled for 4 weeks from now. FOUR WEEKS!!!.

What was I supposed to do for 4 weeks??

Simple. Turn your whole life around.

That is a simple answer but a tough road to follow. Please, Tarlam, get back on the road to sobriety.

[mraynrand]

I have a PHD in drinking and smoking weed, my work means everything in this case

You're lying. No hardcore university gives out Phd for "drinking and smoking weed." Dr. John Holmes is a psychiatrist with not only an MD but also a Phd.

THAT'S THE ANSWER!!! John Holmes, MD, Ph.D. That guy is pure genius and he's board certified in addictionology. The Packerrats should take up a collection to bring in the specialist.

But seriously, Tarlam, if you're really in the hole, give it up to a higher power and get help. Good luck man.

[Partial]

Its a myth that any good thing comes easily. It will be so gratifying when you kick the habit. Get back on that horse.

[Iron Mike]

I have a PHD in drinking and smoking weed, my work means everything in this case

You're lying. No hardcore university gives out Phd for "drinking and smoking weed." Dr. John Holmes is a psychiatrist with not only an MD but also a Phd.

THAT'S THE ANSWER!!! John Holmes, MD, Ph.D. That guy is pure genius and he's board certified in addictionology. The Packerrats should take up a collection to bring in the specialist.

I thought that John Holmes was dead.