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Science has taken a great leap forward. Round Two Begins!
Now that the nasty chaff has been separated from the sweet wheat, we begin our quest to sort through the Mega Females on the road to discovering the best womb for the perfect human.
Science chastises the Packer rats. Such an inability to choose between "Singers" Brittiny Spears and Celine Dion has put science in a difficult position. Do any of you realize how difficult it is to capture these two bestial examples of womanhood? Can any of you appreciate the intricacies involved in melding them into a single, viable creature, so that science may proceed in an orderly fashion? I didn't think so.
On the other hand, the Happy Asian Girl in a Snorkel handily defeated Survivor Susan Hawk, who will now be drowned in the shallows just off the island, judging by her vote count.
Today it is "Singer" and Scientific Amalgamation Britline Spion versus fan favorite Happy Asian Girl in a Snorkel. Who will simply be known as a MegaFemale and who will ascend to the rank of OmegaFemale?!?!
"Singer" Britline Spion vs Happy Asian Girl in a Snorkel
Now that the nasty chaff has been separated from the sweet wheat, we begin our quest to sort through the Mega Females on the road to discovering the best womb for the perfect human.
Science chastises the Packer rats. Such an inability to choose between "Singers" Brittiny Spears and Celine Dion has put science in a difficult position. Do any of you realize how difficult it is to capture these two bestial examples of womanhood? Can any of you appreciate the intricacies involved in melding them into a single, viable creature, so that science may proceed in an orderly fashion? I didn't think so.
On the other hand, the Happy Asian Girl in a Snorkel handily defeated Survivor Susan Hawk, who will now be drowned in the shallows just off the island, judging by her vote count.
Today it is "Singer" and Scientific Amalgamation Britline Spion versus fan favorite Happy Asian Girl in a Snorkel. Who will simply be known as a MegaFemale and who will ascend to the rank of OmegaFemale?!?!
"Singer" Britline Spion vs Happy Asian Girl in a Snorkel
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