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  • The Perfect Human - MegaFemale 3

    Science has taken a great leap forward. Round Two Begins!

    Now that the nasty chaff has been separated from the sweet wheat, we begin our quest to sort through the Mega Females on the road to discovering the best womb for the perfect human.

    Science chastises the Packer rats.... again. Your lack of decisiveness has cost America dearly, as The Skinbasket, with the aid of science, was forced to scientifically combine Presidential Hopeful Hillary Clinton with a banana. Sure, the robot I created in her image gave concession speeches about voters and unity, but in reality, she was forced to drop out of the race because she is now half of the Perfect Human candidate known only as Hananiry.

    Intergalactic Adventurer Barbarella was a much clearer choice for you scientifically challenged nandy-pandies, defeating dead "Flower" Painter Georgia O'Keeffe with 82% of the vote.

    So here we find ourselves again. A creature already nearing scientific perfection versus an intergalactic explorer with more interest in clear breast protectors, being forcibly pleasured by musical organs, and boning flying shirtless aliens than the pursuit of science.

    Hananiry vs Intergalactic Adventurer Barbarella

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    "You're all very smart, and I'm very dumb." - Partial

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      It's a wonder, Wonder woman
      You're so wild and wonderful
      'Cause it seems whenever we're together
      The planets all stand still

      Barbarella psychadela
      There's a kind of cockle-shell about you
      (Barbarella Ba-ba-barbarella)
      Dazzle me with rainbow colors
      Fade away the duller shade of living

      Get me up high, teach me to fly
      Electrify my life with starry lights
      Above the stratosphre, bring your dearness near
      Till the dawn comes tumbling down
      (Don't make a sound--shhh)
      Every word we need comes from the sky
      Can't you read my eyes saying "love"

      Woah you give me a cold shoulder
      Still I'm dyin' girl to hold you and make love

      Barbarella psychadela
      Never can a fella name or call you
      (Barbarella Ba-ba-barbarella)
      Barbarella
      Originally posted by 3irty1
      This is museum quality stupidity.

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      • #4
        I'd like to dip my oar into that Golden Pond.
        "Never, never ever support a punk like mraynrand. Rather be as I am and feel real sympathy for his sickness." - Woodbuck

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          Most Frequently Bought TogetherBarbarella: Queen of the Galaxy (1968)
          One Million Years B.C. DVD ~ Raquel Welch
          ** Since 2006 3 X Pro Pickem' Champion; 4 X Runner-Up and 3 X 3rd place.
          ** To download Jesus Loves Me ring tones, you'll need a cell phone mame
          ** If God doesn't fish, play poker or pull for " the Packers ", exactly what does HE do with his buds?
          ** Rather than love, money or fame - give me TRUTH: Henry D. Thoreau

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          • #6
            Come on Harlan. Don't tell me you wouldn't be fucking that banana peel until it's hair fell off.
            "You're all very smart, and I'm very dumb." - Partial

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