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Science has taken a great leap forward. Round Two Begins!
Now that the nasty chaff has been separated from the sweet wheat, we begin our quest to sort through the Beta Males on the road to discovering the best sperm donor for the perfect human.
UFC Fighter Kenny Florian, visibly shaken after a closer than expected encounter with Evil Financeer Frank Giustra, returns in round 2 to face an even stiffer threat to his continued success as a perfect human candidate.
God's Son Jesus narrowly held off The Beautiful Fabio in round one, proving what many in the scientific community have felt for ages - that Fabio may very well be God's Second Son. Think about that next time you're imagining your husband is Fabio during another lackluster late night encounter ladies and ask His forgiveness.
UFC Fighter Kenny Florian vs God's Son Jesus
Now that the nasty chaff has been separated from the sweet wheat, we begin our quest to sort through the Beta Males on the road to discovering the best sperm donor for the perfect human.
UFC Fighter Kenny Florian, visibly shaken after a closer than expected encounter with Evil Financeer Frank Giustra, returns in round 2 to face an even stiffer threat to his continued success as a perfect human candidate.
God's Son Jesus narrowly held off The Beautiful Fabio in round one, proving what many in the scientific community have felt for ages - that Fabio may very well be God's Second Son. Think about that next time you're imagining your husband is Fabio during another lackluster late night encounter ladies and ask His forgiveness.
UFC Fighter Kenny Florian vs God's Son Jesus
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