Shoot um up

[Scott Campbell]

Won't be in closet...

So you've come out of the closet?

I never was in closet..that was what you said. I said lock the door..and i believe it was bedroom.

Try to keep up scott.

P.S. I apologize.

Accepted.

I had to edit a couple of posts quick. But accepted.

[Tyrone Bigguns]

Won't be in closet...

So you've come out of the closet?

I never was in closet..that was what you said. I said lock the door..and i believe it was bedroom.

Try to keep up scott.

P.S. I apologize.

Accepted.

I had to edit a couple of posts quick. But accepted.

Apology is for now.

Congressional hearings coming to houston soon.

Mr. Horn can be tried by the U.S. gov't for civil rights violation.

[Scott Campbell]

Apology is for now.

Congressional hearings coming to houston soon.

Mr. Horn can be tried by the U.S. gov't for civil rights violation.

Ok. Then apology for now unless congressional hearings come to Houston and Mr. Horn is tried and convicted by the US government for civil rights violation - accepted.

[Tyrone Bigguns]

Apology is for now.

Congressional hearings coming to houston soon.

Mr. Horn can be tried by the U.S. gov't for civil rights violation.

Ok. Then apology for now unless congressional hearings come to Houston and Mr. Horn is tried and convicted by the US government for civil rights violation - accepted.

Congresswoman Lee (i think that is her name) says they are coming in a few weeks. Not just for this case. Shoddy police work, bad labs, etc.

[texaspackerbacker]

Hi God...it's me tyrone.

If it isn't too much trouble..can you have tex trespass on my lawn. I promise to put him down mercifully.

Your humble servant..tyrone.

Better ask God to grant you a clean shot from the safety of your closet.

Won't be in closet...clearly, according to you...and texas law..all i need is trespasser and to feel frightened.

Tex on lawn is trespasser...read tex's posts...clearly i would be frightened.

Apparently you missed my response the first time around that you posted this, Tyrone. You can sit out there gunning down trespassers until you're old and gray like me, and I won't be among them. Neither will virtually any other good normal Americans find themselves in your sights. A lot of trash that needs killin' just might show up, though. Thus, your offer to help is greatly appreciated, Tyrone.

As for the law--Texas and elsewhere, it's pretty much moot in the context of the right to trial by a jury of your peers. The great majority of good normal Americans are very sympathetic to the good guy blowing away the bad guy--forget the whole debate about self defense, fair warning, moving forward or running away, in the house or outside, etc. It's all Good versus Evil, and the good people comprising the jury will have the back of the good guy doing the shooting. Ain't America wonderful!

[Tyrone Bigguns]

Hi God...it's me tyrone.

If it isn't too much trouble..can you have tex trespass on my lawn. I promise to put him down mercifully.

Your humble servant..tyrone.

Better ask God to grant you a clean shot from the safety of your closet.

Won't be in closet...clearly, according to you...and texas law..all i need is trespasser and to feel frightened.

Tex on lawn is trespasser...read tex's posts...clearly i would be frightened.

Apparently you missed my response the first time around that you posted this, Tyrone. You can sit out there gunning down trespassers until you're old and gray like me, and I won't be among them. Neither will virtually any other good normal Americans find themselves in your sights. A lot of trash that needs killin' just might show up, though. Thus, your offer to help is greatly appreciated, Tyrone.

As for the law--Texas and elsewhere, it's pretty much moot in the context of the right to trial by a jury of your peers. The great majority of good normal Americans are very sympathetic to the good guy blowing away the bad guy--forget the whole debate about self defense, fair warning, moving forward or running away, in the house or outside, etc. It's all Good versus Evil, and the good people comprising the jury will have the back of the good guy doing the shooting. Ain't America wonderful!

No. You can't follow along. Try to keep up old man. I did post a response.

[texaspackerbacker]

Hi God...it's me tyrone.

If it isn't too much trouble..can you have tex trespass on my lawn. I promise to put him down mercifully.

Your humble servant..tyrone.

Better ask God to grant you a clean shot from the safety of your closet.

Won't be in closet...clearly, according to you...and texas law..all i need is trespasser and to feel frightened.

Tex on lawn is trespasser...read tex's posts...clearly i would be frightened.

Apparently you missed my response the first time around that you posted this, Tyrone. You can sit out there gunning down trespassers until you're old and gray like me, and I won't be among them. Neither will virtually any other good normal Americans find themselves in your sights. A lot of trash that needs killin' just might show up, though. Thus, your offer to help is greatly appreciated, Tyrone.

As for the law--Texas and elsewhere, it's pretty much moot in the context of the right to trial by a jury of your peers. The great majority of good normal Americans are very sympathetic to the good guy blowing away the bad guy--forget the whole debate about self defense, fair warning, moving forward or running away, in the house or outside, etc. It's all Good versus Evil, and the good people comprising the jury will have the back of the good guy doing the shooting. Ain't America wonderful!

No. You can't follow along. Try to keep up old man. I did post a response.

It must have been pretty forgettable--like most of what you post.

[Harlan Huckleby]

Don't you hate when people ... no, don't you hate the people who quote giant blocks of text just to add a sentence at the bottom.
And usually these stupid people just add a stupid sentence.

[Tyrone Bigguns]

Hi God...it's me tyrone.

If it isn't too much trouble..can you have tex trespass on my lawn. I promise to put him down mercifully.

Your humble servant..tyrone.

Better ask God to grant you a clean shot from the safety of your closet.

Won't be in closet...clearly, according to you...and texas law..all i need is trespasser and to feel frightened.

Tex on lawn is trespasser...read tex's posts...clearly i would be frightened.

Apparently you missed my response the first time around that you posted this, Tyrone. You can sit out there gunning down trespassers until you're old and gray like me, and I won't be among them. Neither will virtually any other good normal Americans find themselves in your sights. A lot of trash that needs killin' just might show up, though. Thus, your offer to help is greatly appreciated, Tyrone.

As for the law--Texas and elsewhere, it's pretty much moot in the context of the right to trial by a jury of your peers. The great majority of good normal Americans are very sympathetic to the good guy blowing away the bad guy--forget the whole debate about self defense, fair warning, moving forward or running away, in the house or outside, etc. It's all Good versus Evil, and the good people comprising the jury will have the back of the good guy doing the shooting. Ain't America wonderful!

No. You can't follow along. Try to keep up old man. I did post a response.

It must have been pretty forgettable--like most of what you post.

And yet, you feel the need to address it. Interesting.

I guess i could just post like yourself...hmm:

1. Liberals are evil
2. Media is evil
3. Conservatives are good
4. The money multiplier will solve it

Well, guess there is no more reason for you to post.

[Tyrone Bigguns]

Don't you hate when people ... no, don't you hate the people who quote giant blocks of text just to add a sentence at the bottom.
And usually these stupid people just add a stupid sentence.

Andy Rooney is part of the evil, liberal media. Therefore we can't pay attention to your parody. So, sorry.

Please try using only acceptable members of the media when parodying:

1. O'Reilly
2. Hannity
3. Rush
4. Krauthammer
5. Barnes
6. Kristol

[texaspackerbacker]

Hi God...it's me tyrone.

If it isn't too much trouble..can you have tex trespass on my lawn. I promise to put him down mercifully.

Your humble servant..tyrone.

Better ask God to grant you a clean shot from the safety of your closet.

Won't be in closet...clearly, according to you...and texas law..all i need is trespasser and to feel frightened.

Tex on lawn is trespasser...read tex's posts...clearly i would be frightened.

Apparently you missed my response the first time around that you posted this, Tyrone. You can sit out there gunning down trespassers until you're old and gray like me, and I won't be among them. Neither will virtually any other good normal Americans find themselves in your sights. A lot of trash that needs killin' just might show up, though. Thus, your offer to help is greatly appreciated, Tyrone.

As for the law--Texas and elsewhere, it's pretty much moot in the context of the right to trial by a jury of your peers. The great majority of good normal Americans are very sympathetic to the good guy blowing away the bad guy--forget the whole debate about self defense, fair warning, moving forward or running away, in the house or outside, etc. It's all Good versus Evil, and the good people comprising the jury will have the back of the good guy doing the shooting. Ain't America wonderful!

No. You can't follow along. Try to keep up old man. I did post a response.

It must have been pretty forgettable--like most of what you post.

And yet, you feel the need to address it. Interesting.

I guess i could just post like yourself...hmm:

1. Liberals are evil
2. Media is evil
3. Conservatives are good
4. The money multiplier will solve it

Well, guess there is no more reason for you to post.

Thank you again, Tyrone, for summarizing my views so eloquently. You're on a veritable roll, lately with all your gunning down trespassers stuff and now this. Just keep following my lead, and you'll never go wrong.

Harlan, I can't disagree with you and Rooney, but when the bulk of the text being quoted is already my work, I won't apologize too much.

[Harlan Huckleby]

Harlan, I can't disagree with you and Rooney, but when the bulk of the text being quoted is already my work, I won't apologize too much.

yes, I guess the opportunity to get a second reading of your thoughts is well worth the extra work.

I wasn't just picking on you, Tyrone is also fond of the long quote and pithy remark.

[Tyrone Bigguns]

Harlan, I can't disagree with you and Rooney, but when the bulk of the text being quoted is already my work, I won't apologize too much.

yes, I guess the opportunity to get a second reading of your thoughts is well worth the extra work.

I wasn't just picking on you, Tyrone is also fond of the long quote and pithy remark.

Well, at least i'm pithy!

[HowardRoark]

Don't you hate when people ... no, don't you hate the people who quote giant blocks of text just to add a sentence at the bottom.
And usually these stupid people just add a stupid sentence.

Andy Rooney is part of the evil, liberal media. Therefore we can't pay attention to your parody. So, sorry.

Please try using only acceptable members of the media when parodying:

1. O'Reilly
2. Hannity
3. Rush
4. Krauthammer
5. Barnes
6. Kristol

C’mon um, er, Tyrone, Krauthammer is the only guy who can make sense of the whole energy issue that the Left tries to push. Read his thoughts on a permanent $4/gallon federal tax on gasoline. I don’t agree with it, but it is the only way it would work.

We all curl up in the fetal position concerning the price of gas. Lefties smugly sit back and tell us that it will finally turn……even jerks like Howie will get rid of his SUV. OK. You are correct. The whole world drives around in a Smart Car. Then what? Well, for those of us who still understand the “Invisible Hand”, the price of oil will go to about $10/barrell. What then? Will I be morally obligated to keep my go-cart, or can I fire up the Land Cruiser again? Or would it simply be against the law?

Read Krauthammer. You might actually be able to back up some of the crazy ideas on your side.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/06/05/AR2008060503434.html

And as far as the avuncular Freddy Barnes, how can anybody not like that guy?

As for the rest of them, you already know how I feel about them based on our previous conversations. And no, Tex, I am not a Country Club Conservative. In fact, I just picked up Grand New Party by Ross Douthat and Reihan Salam. You should read it, talks about how the Conservatives have to become the party of “Sams Club”, not the country club.

[Harlan Huckleby]

Read Krauthammer. You might actually be able to back up some of the crazy ideas on your side.

I think Krauthammer is one of the best columnists out there. I'm no conservative, but I marvel at how well he puts an argument together. He see things very clearly.