Shoot um up

[Harlan Huckleby]

I'm interested in the threshold where people think it's ok to take a shotgun and blow somebody's head off.

I've tried to arrange the situations in order of increasing seriousness, so that if you vote for one situation, you'd also vote for the crimes about it. I know its not perfect. So shoot me.

[Deputy Nutz]

There are a couple of them where I wouldn't hesitate to shoot somebody. If you can kill a deer, you can kill a person and eat them.

[Zool]

Ridiculous. When is it OK for anything 100% of the time? I know you think you're funny, but you're the only one laughing, and you're no Andy Kauffman.

[MadtownPacker]

You forgot "The person is wearing different colors then your gangs".

[Deputy Nutz]

You forgot "The person is wearing different colors then your gangs".

How many gangs can one person belong to?

[Harlan Huckleby]

Ridiculous. When is it OK for anything 100% of the time? I know you think you're funny, but you're the only one laughing, and you're no Andy Kauffman.

I'm not being funny. Alright, fine, it is hard to sign-on 100% for some of the categories. Then pick a category and explain what criteria the shotgun holder should use in deciding when to fire.

[Harlan Huckleby]

You forgot "The person is wearing different colors then your gangs".

You are just a Sears MExican and the closest you ever came to a gang was watching Spanky & Our Gang on TV. I can't believe anybody still believes your bullshit. You are no vato loco, girlfriend. ( i learned that word at the same place you learn all your slang talk.)

[MadtownPacker]

You forgot "The person is wearing different colors then your gangs".

How many gangs can one person belong to?

You can have your neighborhood set, followed by the the city affiliations.

But you know I actually meant "gang's" you sorry bitch.

[Zool]

Blood in Blood out was a good flick.

Mad's a pachuco though, not a cholo.

[MadtownPacker]

You forgot "The person is wearing different colors then your gangs".

You are just a Sears MExican and the closest you ever came to a gang was watching Spanky & Our Gang on TV. I can't believe anybody still believes your bullshit. You are no vato loco, girlfriend. ( i learned that word at the same place you learn all your slang talk.)

Shut yer trap your screamin ninny (how do you like my cracka slang you stupid hoe?). A gay ass joto like youself just needs to stay where you are safely able to hunger for young boys without consequence.

Im gonna stop by your boarding house room when I go to GB this year and take your TV in front of you since you said you wont do shit about it anyways, fucking panocha.

[SkinBasket]

Im gonna stop by your boarding house room when I go to GB this year and take your TV in front of you since you said you wont do shit about it anyways, fucking panocha.

Can we start a gang for this? The thought of a mob of packerrats assaulting Harlan's hovel and taking everything that's not nailed down seems like a good idea. It would be cathartic and should only take a minute or two. Maybe we could burn it all in his front yard while chanting "yes we can!"

[Zool]

Im gonna stop by your boarding house room when I go to GB this year and take your TV in front of you since you said you wont do shit about it anyways, fucking panocha.

Can we start a gang for this?

YES WE CAN!

[Scott Campbell]

The thought of a mob of packerrats assaulting Harlan's hovel and taking everything that's not nailed down seems like a good idea.

I can't imagine what would be worth taking.

[Zool]

Skin's prolly running low on Astro Glide and naked pictures of Danny Terrio

[Scott Campbell]

Can some legal eagle weigh in here. Is insider trading considering a property crime as Harlan suggests?