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At any moment Harlan should be here - arguing for our latest victim/perpetrator.
Harlan Huckleby's thoughts on the matter, as interpreted by Scott Campbell:
"What if they were gas pains. Very real, very intense, gas pains. Would you shoot teenagers stealing beer? Would you kill babies? Because that's exactly where all of this is leading. For the love of humanity, we must set this poor man free. That rich cab driver doesn't need that money. He's the same as the OJ jury. Those rich restaurant owners can certainly afford to comp this poor guy a meal. Once you people evolve to my heightened sense of morality, you will all see the error of your ways and flock back to my herd. In the meantime, lets not rush to judge this poor gas tortured soul."
At any moment Harlan should be here - arguing for our latest victim/perpetrator.
Harlan Huckleby's thoughts on the matter, as interpreted by Scott Campbell:
"What if they were gas pains. Very real, very intense, gas pains. Would you shoot teenagers stealing beer? Would you kill babies? Because that's exactly where all of this is leading. For the love of humanity, we must set this poor man free. That rich cab driver doesn't need that money. He's the same as the OJ jury. Those rich restaurant owners can certainly afford to comp this poor guy a meal. Once you people evolve to my heightened sense of morality, you will all see the error of your ways and flock back to my herd. In the meantime, lets not rush to judge this poor gas tortured soul."
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