LAST FUCKING DAY OF WORK!!!

[Little Whiskey]

Well, today I took my daughter to daycare and then went food shopping all before 9:00 in the morning. I took the little one and he was almost quiet. He got a little pissed off in the canned vegetable lane.

thats understandable, i hate that aisle as well!!

anything good on NFL network, right now? or else, is cops on court tv? nothing like seeing them brake their foot off in some idoits ass who is trying to resist!!

[Patler]

How soon before Nutz starts giving us recaps of his favorite soap operas?

[Deputy Nutz]

I am watching the Brew Crew game on ESPN.

[the_idle_threat]

Looking forward to the soap opera blog. Would be almost as riveting as the real life soap opera on Tank's thread . . . "As the Weed Burns".

[Deputy Nutz]

good one.

The little one slept for the whole Brewer game, and it was a long boring ass game. I sat on the couch for a good 4 hours. Then I did some chores and made the wife happy. God life is great without actually working a job. The rest of you are damn fools!

[Scott Campbell]

Prick.

[Little Whiskey]

so whats on the agenda for today. are you going to ask the pretty girl out, tank???.....err nutz sorry got the wrong thread.

[Deputy Nutz]

This is like winning the lottery. The US Open is on for the next two days and the weekend.

I hate Phil Mickleson.

Go Tiger!

[MateoInMex]

What is this "WORK" subject you all speak about?

I agree with Nutz on this one. There is so much to do when you have nothing to do on a daily agenda.

My son is 6 months and as the BALL AND CHAIN goes to work in the morning, I am faced with a dilema.

I have yet to multitask like Nutz on the computer. I have never typed on a computer, held my son in one arm and stroked it in the other. That is pretty impressive dude!!!

But I figured out a way to wait until LAZY TOWN is on Nickelodeon.

I wait for the moment when Robby Rotten tries to steal the vegetablesfrom Sportakus..


I then strategically turn his singing rocking chair 180 degrees from the tv/computer endulging myself on Borderbangers.com.


I don't want my son at 16 in therapy somewhere telling a psychiatrist his DAD attempted to spank it in front of his infant son while watching a cartoon channel.

THAT'S WHERE I DRAW THE LINE!

[Deputy Nutz]

You have to be careful, you not just fucking yourself up anymore.

Interesting first round so far at the Open. Only one person is under par for the day and that is Colin Montgomery.

Good news everyone, the baby is sleeping. I have been watching the food channel as of late, some tasty treat I can tell you that.
Some hottie with everyday Italian. She is fucking hot I wish I could pronounce her name, she likes to show her naughty little cleavage.

Tiger is ready to tee off.

[the_idle_threat]

Tiger is ready to tee off.

Was that a metaphor?

[Deputy Nutz]

Well Tiger shot a 76 and had an absolutely horrible day out there at Winged Foot. This is a remarkably tough golf course. Even though Tiger had a terrible round he is still only 7 shots off the lead, and expect the leaders to start dropping back, and if your a Tiger fan hopefully he can straighten it out and get some of those strokes back. I will bet that the winner of this Open will be over par.

Anyways back here on the home front I am stuck with both the kids today which is a bit of a bummer because it is like 90 degrees with 85% humidity. We ain't going outside that is for sure. I do get to go to the Brewer game today at 3:45 where I get to meet my special someone.

Fantasy Baseball is going good, so far I am up by 70 points going into the weekend and my competitor only has one pitcher going in the next 3 days. Only thing that pisses me off is that our commish decided that every team makes the playoff in a head to head league. Granted you get a better seed with the more wins that you have, but shit what happens if you have a rash of injuries, or a team gets a couple of guys back from the IR? It really fucks things up and has made these past few months a little worthless.

Anyways I have to go warm up some breast milk....

[MateoInMex]

That female on Everyday Italian would be Giada de Laurentis...A skinny bird broad who makes fatty foods all day...here is her bio...please refrain from stroking it until I finish typing...


Giada De Laurentiis




Host of Food Network’s Everyday Italian, Giada De Laurentiis’s passion for food began with her roots. Her passion for food was sparked as a child as she learned to prepare recipes for her frequent family gatherings.

Born in Rome, Giada grew up in a large Italian family where the culture of food was a staple in and of itself. As the granddaughter of film producer Dino De Laurentiis, she learned to prepare many of the family’s recipes as well as other Italian specialties.

Giada’s passion for cooking flourished through professional training at Le Cordon Bleu in Paris, where she specialized in both cuisine and pastry. Later, she moved to Los Angeles, where her experience included positions at the prestigious Ritz Carlton Fine Dining Room and Wolfgang Puck’s Spago in Beverly Hills.

Giada is a private chef and caterer, as well as founder of GDL Catering in Los Angeles.

In addition to Everyday Italian, as the host of Behind the Bash, Giada takes viewers behind the scenes of six-figure weddings, high-roller Vegas soirees and Hollywood movie premieres to see what goes into creating the world's most spectacular parties.

Giada is the author of The New York Times best-selling cookbook Everyday Italian: 125 Simple and Delicious Recipes (Potter, 2005).


Now, please ...stroke away!!!! I know I am!

[Deputy Nutz]

Thanks for the info, but what? No picture????


Any whooo, last night I went to a Brewer game and got to meet someone here on the forum, it was all that I expected, and although I thought it might be weird, it wasn't too bad.

Well it is fathers day weekend, and I don't know if there is anyone more deserving of this weekend than myself.

Well Tiger missed the cut, I am disappointed, but hey no storybook ending on fathers day for him. Maybe he should have picked up a club and played a little golf instead of tooling around Australia for a month, and then coming back to the states to be with his father.

I get to go to another Brewer game on Sunday. I think I will enjoy myself.

[Deputy Nutz]

Well bad news everyone, yep thats right I am back at work.

Now I know what your thinking, I was just on vacation. Well your wrong a buddy of mine had a child yesterday and he needed me to fill in for him for the next couple of days which is an actual good thing, since I don't have a working computer at home. Speaking of home and computers, my lovely wife just bought me a labtop for my birthday. Ain't she great?