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    The SkinBasket cooks for his household. Here, due to overwhelming demand, he will share his exclusive, gourmet recipes. Let's start with something simple.

    SkinBasket's Buttery Balls:

    1 package of spaghetti
    1 Jar of pasta sauce - Newman's Own is good and helps retarded kids or something.
    2 Tbsp Butter
    Salt
    Pizza or roll dough
    Lots of grated cheese
    Spices and Herbs

    Cook Spaghetti
    Mix spaghetti with your favorite sauce and cheese
    Freeze golf ball sized balls of noodly mix

    Cover frozen noodle balls with dough. Any roll or pizza dough will do. Cover entire ball with dough, making new, double layered ball.

    Place on slightly greased cookie sheet. Bake until browned. Freezing the mixture should have prevented most of your balls from rupturing

    Brush baked balls with butter. Sprinkle with salt and favorite herbs and spice or grated cheese.
    "You're all very smart, and I'm very dumb." - Partial

  • #2
    I love a man that can cook.
    Originally posted by 3irty1
    This is museum quality stupidity.

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    • #3
      I foresee another Partial-Skin showdown...
      "I've got one word for you- Dallas, Texas, Super Bowl"- Jermichael Finley

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      • #4
        I suppose you want your own line of cookware now, too?

        Look out Emeril, here comes the Skinware....

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        • #5
          SkinBasket's Hot Mongolian Beef Injection:

          1 lb tenderloin beef
          1 bottle Oyster Flavored Sauce
          Brown Sugar
          Molasses
          Soy Sauce
          Minced Garlic
          Salt
          Tabasco Sauce
          Green Onions
          Rice


          Cut your beef into strips that look like something you would eat at an Asian restaurant.

          Mix Five parts Oyster flavored sauce, 2 parts Molasses, 1 part brown sugar, and .25 parts Soy Sauce. Add Two or three dashes of Tabasco. and a tspn salt. A little honey never hurt anyone either.

          Make some rice. I like steamed but instant will do. It's rice.

          Heat sauce in pan until tacky or sticky or both. Throw in as much garlic as you like then add the meat. Zizzle it until browned. Turn off heat, toss in chopped up green onions, and serve over rice.

          If it's too sweet for your delicate little girlie tongue, scale down brown sugar and molasses. If you don't mind smelling like ass, add sauteed onion.
          "You're all very smart, and I'm very dumb." - Partial

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          • #6
            Re: Cooking With SkinBasket

            Originally posted by SkinBasket
            The SkinBasket cooks for his household. Here, due to overwhelming demand, he will share his exclusive, gourmet recipes. Let's start with something simple.

            SkinBasket's Buttery Balls:

            1 package of spaghetti
            1 Jar of pasta sauce - Newman's Own is good and helps retarded kids or something.
            2 Tbsp Butter
            Salt
            Pizza or roll dough
            Lots of grated cheese
            Spices and Herbs

            Cook Spaghetti
            Mix spaghetti with your favorite sauce and cheese
            Freeze golf ball sized balls of noodly mix

            Cover frozen noodle balls with dough. Any roll or pizza dough will do. Cover entire ball with dough, making new, double layered ball.

            Place on slightly greased cookie sheet. Bake until browned. Freezing the mixture should have prevented most of your balls from rupturing

            Brush baked balls with butter. Sprinkle with salt and favorite herbs and spice or grated cheese.
            Just so you know..........Newman helps kids with mostly terminal illnesses, or illnesses that would prevent them from experiencing normal summer camping activities. He has his 'Hole in the Wall' camps all over the world now.

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            • #7
              SkinBasket's Bloody Slices of Heaven:

              1 Package Spinach
              1 lb tenderloin beef
              1 package Craisons
              Crumbled Feta Cheese
              Lawry's Seasoned Salt
              Vinegar
              Salt

              Season tenderloin with seasoned salt and broil to desired doneness. Rare to medium rare is the order of the day here.

              Shake enough spinach for a dinner salad with a couple splurts of vinegar and a couple pinches of salt.

              Let meat rest for 5 minutes after cooking, then slice into medallions. Put your spinach on the plate, top with craisons, feta cheese, and meat, providing enough cheese under the meat to soak up the blood, because the leaves just won't do it. Eat.

              For variation, use slightly soy sauced salmon in place of beef. Or add sliced almonds if you're a fancy lad.
              "You're all very smart, and I'm very dumb." - Partial

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              • #8
                This is shaping up to be my new favorite thread.
                70% of the Earth is covered by water. The rest is covered by Al Harris.

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                • #9
                  Re: Cooking With SkinBasket

                  Originally posted by packinpatland
                  Originally posted by SkinBasket
                  The SkinBasket cooks for his household. Here, due to overwhelming demand, he will share his exclusive, gourmet recipes. Let's start with something simple.

                  SkinBasket's Buttery Balls:

                  1 package of spaghetti
                  1 Jar of pasta sauce - Newman's Own is good and helps retarded kids or something.
                  2 Tbsp Butter
                  Salt
                  Pizza or roll dough
                  Lots of grated cheese
                  Spices and Herbs

                  Cook Spaghetti
                  Mix spaghetti with your favorite sauce and cheese
                  Freeze golf ball sized balls of noodly mix

                  Cover frozen noodle balls with dough. Any roll or pizza dough will do. Cover entire ball with dough, making new, double layered ball.

                  Place on slightly greased cookie sheet. Bake until browned. Freezing the mixture should have prevented most of your balls from rupturing

                  Brush baked balls with butter. Sprinkle with salt and favorite herbs and spice or grated cheese.
                  Just so you know..........Newman helps kids with mostly terminal illnesses, or illnesses that would prevent them from experiencing normal summer camping activities. He has his 'Hole in the Wall' camps all over the world now.
                  Newman's Own is a food company founded by actor Paul Newman and his friend, author A. E. Hotchner, in 1982. The company is a for-profit corporation, and Paul Newman receives all of the proceeds.[1] Newman then donates 100% of those proceeds, after taxes, to educational and charitable purposes.[2] The charities, and their nature, to which the proceeds are given remain mostly undisclosed.[citation needed] According to the Newman's Own website, the franchise has resulted in over $220 million in donations as of February 2008.

                  thats cool i never knew that

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                  • #10
                    I'm ready to puke. Do you actually feed your kids that shit?
                    C.H.U.D.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Freak Out
                      I'm ready to puke. Do you actually feed your kids that shit?
                      I'm sorry there's nothing here you like but we don't have a recipe for Salty Tube Steak.

                      The kids eat kid food. See the Buttery Balls.
                      "You're all very smart, and I'm very dumb." - Partial

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by SkinBasket
                        Originally posted by Freak Out
                        I'm ready to puke. Do you actually feed your kids that shit?
                        I'm sorry there's nothing here you like but we don't have a recipe for Salty Tube Steak.

                        The kids eat kid food. See the Buttery Balls.
                        The buttery balls and the salty tube steak sound like a nice combo meal.

                        Do you serve anything that fits the Umami category?
                        C.H.U.D.

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                        • #13
                          Re: Cooking With SkinBasket

                          Originally posted by Charles Woodson
                          Originally posted by packinpatland
                          Originally posted by SkinBasket
                          The SkinBasket cooks for his household. Here, due to overwhelming demand, he will share his exclusive, gourmet recipes. Let's start with something simple.

                          SkinBasket's Buttery Balls:

                          1 package of spaghetti
                          1 Jar of pasta sauce - Newman's Own is good and helps retarded kids or something.
                          2 Tbsp Butter
                          Salt
                          Pizza or roll dough
                          Lots of grated cheese
                          Spices and Herbs

                          Cook Spaghetti
                          Mix spaghetti with your favorite sauce and cheese
                          Freeze golf ball sized balls of noodly mix

                          Cover frozen noodle balls with dough. Any roll or pizza dough will do. Cover entire ball with dough, making new, double layered ball.

                          Place on slightly greased cookie sheet. Bake until browned. Freezing the mixture should have prevented most of your balls from rupturing

                          Brush baked balls with butter. Sprinkle with salt and favorite herbs and spice or grated cheese.
                          Just so you know..........Newman helps kids with mostly terminal illnesses, or illnesses that would prevent them from experiencing normal summer camping activities. He has his 'Hole in the Wall' camps all over the world now.
                          Newman's Own is a food company founded by actor Paul Newman and his friend, author A. E. Hotchner, in 1982. The company is a for-profit corporation, and Paul Newman receives all of the proceeds.[1] Newman then donates 100% of those proceeds, after taxes, to educational and charitable purposes.[2] The charities, and their nature, to which the proceeds are given remain mostly undisclosed.[citation needed] According to the Newman's Own website, the franchise has resulted in over $220 million in donations as of February 2008.

                          thats cool i never knew that
                          Paul and his wife Joanne live in Westport, CT. It's unreal what they continually do for the community.......
                          Unfortunetly..........Mr. Newman has some form of cancer and isn't doing too well..

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                          • #14
                            Skin Basket = PackerRats version of Martha Stewart!

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                            • #15
                              My kid invented a recipe today:

                              1 pkg. orzo
                              1 jar of your favorite salsa
                              1/2 package mexican style shredded cheese
                              a couple taco shells
                              sprinkle dried cilantro or oregano

                              cook and drain the orzo
                              add in the salsa; stir well
                              add in the cheese; stir well
                              break up 2 taco shells into small pieces and stir in
                              Sprinkle on the spices
                              Put some more cheese on top and then more broken shells.
                              "Greatness is not an act... but a habit.Greatness is not an act... but a habit." -Greg Jennings

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