Poisen Ivy

[packinpatland]

Must be in the genes........my Dad wouldn't even be able to be around when you are burning.......he's gotten it internally from inhaling the smoke.
What was God thinking when he created poisen ivy and skunks?

[hoosier]

Can't speak for OPF's wife...........but my 'lines' are perfectly straight.

Two years ago we bought a new rider.....a John Deere. One week into owning this thing (my husband hadn't even had the joy of riding it yet)....I'm out mowing. Got my big straw hat, music is on....and out of nowhere a bird dive bombs me, hits me in the forhead and knocks my hat off. My first reaction is to grab for the hat........taking my hands off the wheel.....but not off the gas. Smack! Head-on into a maple tree. Now,..... my theory is that mowers don't need headlights anyway.........
It still mows just fine........in fact I'm headed out there this afternoon......

Ouch, good thing you weren't maimed! Imagine having to explain that one in the ER and knowing that there's no way in hell the nurses and doctors are buying it. I hope you didn't let slip to your husband that it was your feminine instinct (save the hat, damn the lawn mower!) that led you astray.

[packinpatland]

Can't speak for OPF's wife...........but my 'lines' are perfectly straight.

Two years ago we bought a new rider.....a John Deere. One week into owning this thing (my husband hadn't even had the joy of riding it yet)....I'm out mowing. Got my big straw hat, music is on....and out of nowhere a bird dive bombs me, hits me in the forhead and knocks my hat off. My first reaction is to grab for the hat........taking my hands off the wheel.....but not off the gas. Smack! Head-on into a maple tree. Now,..... my theory is that mowers don't need headlights anyway.........
It still mows just fine........in fact I'm headed out there this afternoon......

Ouch, good thing you weren't maimed! Imagine having to explain that one in the ER and knowing that there's no way in hell the nurses and doctors are buying it. I hope you didn't let slip to your husband that it was your feminine instinct (save the hat, damn the lawn mower!) that led you astray.

If you could see me with my 'over twenty yearold straw hat'.........there's not much feminine about it....

Honestly, seriously.................why are there headlights on mowers? This is not one of those tractor things you can plow snow with, it's too damp at night to mow, so what's the purpose?

[HowardRoark]

Honestly, seriously.................why are there headlights on mowers? This is not one of those tractor things you can plow snow with, it's too damp at night to mow, so what's the purpose?

I see your money on the floor, I felt the pocket change
Though all the feelings that broke through that door
Just didn't seem to be too real
The yard is nothing but a fence, the sun just hurts my eyes
Somewhere it must be time for penitence. Gardening at night is never where
Gardening at night, gardening at night, gardening at night
The neighbors go to bed at ten
Call the prayer line for a change
The charge is changing every month
They said it couldn't be arranged

We ankled up the garbage sound, but they were busy in the rows
We fell up, not to see the sun, gardening at night just didn't grow
I see your money on the floor, I felt the pocket change
Though all the feelings that broke through that door
Just didn't seem to be too real
Gardening at night, gardening at night, gardening at night

Your sister said that you're too young
They should know they've been there twice
The call was 2 and 51
They said it couldn't be arranged

I see your money on the floor, I felt the pocket change
Though all the feelings that broke through that door
Just didn't seem to be too real
We ankled up the garbage sound, but they were busy in the rows
We fell up not to see the sun, gardening at night just didn't grow
Gardening at night, gardening at night, gardening at night

[hoosier]

Two years ago we bought a new rider.....a John Deere.

Honestly, seriously.................why are there headlights on mowers? This is not one of those tractor things you can plow snow with, it's too damp at night to mow, so what's the purpose?

So your neighbors can call you a Deere in the headlights... :P

[packinpatland]

Two years ago we bought a new rider.....a John Deere.

Honestly, seriously.................why are there headlights on mowers? This is not one of those tractor things you can plow snow with, it's too damp at night to mow, so what's the purpose?

So your neighbors can call you a Deere in the headlights... :P

On one side I've got a neighbor who is a Viking fan......on the other side an AZ Cardinal.....across the street a Pat fan................I'm going to start wearing my cheesehead while I mow......matches the mower