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Science has awoken again. Fresh and seething with curiosity like a peppermint fairy's back door.
After a highly scientific culling of the internet to provide a diverse, yet representative random sample, the SkinBasket has decided to allow his fellow Packerrats to determine the course of human evolution by voting in a winner take all tournament consisting of 32 men and 32 women. The champions will be mated and human perfection shall be achieved.
The Perfect Female stands before us. The first finalist, Actress and Child Collector Angelina Jolie, may be a little "used," but in doing so has proven she can produce. After rubbing herself suggestively past The Olsen Twins, Cat Girl Without A Dad, and Intergalactic Adventurer Barbarella, she sttod on the brink of uterine elimination until a couple of last minute votes propelled her past Playboy’s Cyber Girl Of The Year Jo Garcia by a single vote. But 1 is still a numbers and numbers are scientific. Science does not question scientific things.
Also vying for the right to grow the perfect baby inside her is Boobjob Pam Anderson, destroyer of Cyclist "Tammy" Thomas, Stage Actress Heather Headley, Wonder Woman, and Shyamali Malakar, Demonic Hooters Girl and Sister to American Idol Sanjaya. Using her scientifically enchanted body, she has proven to be a scientifically significant womb bearer.
Actress and Child Collector Angelina Jolie vs Boobjob Pam Anderson
After a highly scientific culling of the internet to provide a diverse, yet representative random sample, the SkinBasket has decided to allow his fellow Packerrats to determine the course of human evolution by voting in a winner take all tournament consisting of 32 men and 32 women. The champions will be mated and human perfection shall be achieved.
The Perfect Female stands before us. The first finalist, Actress and Child Collector Angelina Jolie, may be a little "used," but in doing so has proven she can produce. After rubbing herself suggestively past The Olsen Twins, Cat Girl Without A Dad, and Intergalactic Adventurer Barbarella, she sttod on the brink of uterine elimination until a couple of last minute votes propelled her past Playboy’s Cyber Girl Of The Year Jo Garcia by a single vote. But 1 is still a numbers and numbers are scientific. Science does not question scientific things.
Also vying for the right to grow the perfect baby inside her is Boobjob Pam Anderson, destroyer of Cyclist "Tammy" Thomas, Stage Actress Heather Headley, Wonder Woman, and Shyamali Malakar, Demonic Hooters Girl and Sister to American Idol Sanjaya. Using her scientifically enchanted body, she has proven to be a scientifically significant womb bearer.
Actress and Child Collector Angelina Jolie vs Boobjob Pam Anderson
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