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    Paris Hilton issues tart rebuttal to McCain ad
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    U.S. Actress and model Paris Hilton is seen when she visited the Tivoli amus...
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    WASHINGTON — Attention, America: Paris has spoken. Paris Hilton, the blonde, doe-eyed celebrity thrust into the presidential campaign in an ad by Republican candidate John McCain, issued a tart rebuttal Tuesday, albeit in a scantily clad, tongue-in-cheek kind of way.

    Last week, McCain launched an ad comparing Democratic rival Barack Obama to Hilton and Britney Spears, suggesting Obama was no more than a celebrity candidate unready to lead the nation.

    Hilton initially shied away from the debate over the ad and its effectiveness. But she responded Tuesday with a spoof on the comedy Web site Funny or Die.

    "Hey America, I'm Paris Hilton and I'm a celebrity, too. Only I'm not from the olden days and I'm not promising change like that other guy. I'm just hot," Hilton said, speaking as she reclined in a pool chair in a revealing bathing suit and a pair of pumps. "But then that wrinkly, white-haired guy used me in his campaign ad, which I guess means I'm running for president. So thanks for the endorsement white-haired dude."

    "I want America to know that I'm, like, totally ready to lead," she said.

    She then discusses energy policy, and suggests a hybrid of McCain's offshore oil drilling plan and Obama's incentives for new energy technology.

    "Energy crisis solved! I'll see you at the debates," she said,

    McCain campaign spokesman Tucker Bounds said Hilton appears to support his candidate's "all of the above" energy solution.

    "Paris Hilton might not be as big a celebrity as Barack Obama, but she obviously has a better energy plan," Bounds said.

    Hilton's mother, who with her husband donated $4,600 to McCain's campaign earlier in the year, has said McCain's ad is "a complete waste of the country's time and attention at the very moment when millions of people are losing their homes and their jobs."

    McCain's ad uses footage of Obama's reception by Germans during a recent trip to Berlin to dismiss him as just another celebrity. Obama's campaign has criticized the ad; McCain has defended it as humorous.

    Hilton's rebuttal includes plenty of humor at McCain's expense.

    An announcer calls him "the oldest celebrity in the world, like super-old, old enough to remember when dancing was a sin and beer was served in a bucket," and asks, "but is he ready to lead?" Hilton's spoof also intersperses images of McCain and Yoda from Star Wars and the cast of television's "The Golden Girls."

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  • #2
    I posted a link to the video she did for this in the "hand that feeds" or whatever thread that it...but my posts come up blank? Am I the only one not seeing them? I see two blank posts from me in that thread.

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    • #3
      isn't this a violation of mccain feingold??
      The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary -- Vince Lombardi

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      • #4
        Originally posted by GBRulz
        I posted a link to the video she did for this in the "hand that feeds" or whatever thread that it...but my posts come up blank? Am I the only one not seeing them? I see two blank posts from me in that thread.

        I was wondering why you did that...thought it was some sort of clever woman trick.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by 3irty1
          This is museum quality stupidity.

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          • #6
            That was the first time I have ever heard her speak. She' come across as a little brighter than I though.
            Lombardi told Starr to "Run it, and let's get the hell out of here!" - 'Ice Bowl' December 31, 1967

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            • #7
              Originally posted by sheepshead
              She' come across as a little brighter than I though.
              We always knew you were a dim bulb.

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              • #8
                That was the best campaign spot I've seen in a long time...Mac was stupid for even going that route in the first place.

                When do we get to see these puppets dance together anyway?
                C.H.U.D.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by sheepshead
                  That was the first time I have ever heard her speak. She' come across as a little brighter than I though.
                  Not hard with a script.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by cpk1994
                    Originally posted by sheepshead
                    That was the first time I have ever heard her speak. She' come across as a little brighter than I though.
                    Not hard with a script.
                    I disagree....I didn't think she could read....anyway, the sex tape crushes this one.
                    The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary -- Vince Lombardi

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