2008 Beijing Olympics Thread

[Scott Campbell]

i figured some smart guy would say, "he's a shot putter." But you are right, BallHawk, she's a lovely young lady, if a little inscrutable. It;s a May-December romance.

I'm guessing that your lesbian buddy has a better shot.

[Harlan Huckleby]

I'm dating a chinese gymnast

You will enjoy all the new experiences she will give you--watching "Hannah Montana," talking about "cute" boys, going to the movie "Momma Mia" 7 or 8 times,...

Boy, you sure called this one! She said she wanted to play "ride-um horsey", and we definitely had different ideas about what that meant. You should see the carpet burns on my knees.

I'm through with love.

[BallHawk]

You know, no lie, I've always pictured Harlan looking EXACTLY like Clare Quilty.

[BallHawk]

Good race by the Americans. Held of the Aussies.

Congrats to Phelps, amazing feat.

[Scott Campbell]

See you in 2012 Michael!

[red]

my god, bolt is a freak of nature

he tied the wr and show-boated the last 25 yards

[Jimx29]

I wonder if Phelps will have to swim for the Aussies in 2012 because the American team has moved on

[Scott Campbell]

I wonder if Phelps will have to swim for the Aussies in 2012 because the American team has moved on

I'm not sure. Let's ask his mommy.

[oregonpackfan]

my god, bolt is a freak of nature

he tied the wr and show-boated the last 25 yards

Bolt is also 6'5" tall. With his speed and size, he would be a phenomenal WR.

[oregonpackfan]

The Romanian woman who won the marathon showed a lot of courageous guts. She pulled out way ahead of the rest of the pack about midway through the race. I thought she would "hit the wall" in the last 4 miles but she was as strong as she appeared in mid-race.

[Partial]

Best performance was the big ass tall guy named Bolt. Holy fucking shit, he is fast. He would have gotten 9.6 flat had he not pulled up and celebrated.

[DonHutson]

I'm dating a chinese gymnast

You will enjoy all the new experiences she will give you--watching "Hannah Montana," talking about "cute" boys, going to the movie "Momma Mia" 7 or 8 times,...

Boy, you sure called this one! She said she wanted to play "ride-um horsey", and we definitely had different ideas about what that meant. You should see the carpet burns on my knees.

I'm through with love.

Did she at least stick the dismount?

[Iron Mike]

Congrats to Phelps, amazing feat.

The guy has individually eight times as many gold medals as Canada has as a team.

I guess Romey is right--Canada is "America's dandruff."

[Kiwon]

The Competition: Beauties all



The Winner: Jang, Mi-ran of South Korea. That's a World Record 409 pounds she's lifting.



Cheap shot: These gals could kick the crap out of the Packers O-Line.

[MJZiggy]

Didn't the dude who tried that twist his elbow backward?