Why

[SkinBasket]

Why is everyone so fucking queer lately?

[SkinBasket]

Feel free to add your own ponderings to this thread.

[SkinBasket]

Alright, so I'm back again with another question.

Did you ever want to scribble your own face out in the mirror with a sharpie, but then didn't because you'd have to walk all the way down stairs to get the marker, so instead you just go to sleep with your hand on your cock instead?

[SkinBasket]

Oh. And if someone could do me a favor:

Spray your balls with Tinactin foot spray. Let me know if your man sack inflames, grows twice it's normal size and itches like you just fucked Zool's mom. That would be great. Thanks.

[Scott Campbell]

Re: Why

Why is everyone so fucking queer lately?

Don't look at me. I've been on vacation for 4 weeks.

[Scott Campbell]

Feel free to add your own ponderings to this thread.

I often wonder if you'd recommend Nutz's dad for bathroom remodeling projects.

[BallHawk]

Fluoride in the water.

[SkinBasket]

I often wonder if you'd recommend Nutz's dad for bathroom remodeling projects.

Yes. Highly. The workmanship is solid and professional. He followed the SkinBasket's plan, was adaptable to my dumb ideas, and yet provided his veteran insight with a firm hand when needed. He took longer than a squad of highly priced goons would, but when he works alone, he's solely accountable and it showed. That and the bathroom was finished at less than half the comparable quotes using higher quality materials. The only regret I have is that I didn't hug him when he left.

[SkinBasket]

Why is painting with demon's blood like using melted tire rubber mixed with sex sugar? The center is always to slick and sultry but the edges are so damned rough. It feels good, but the product is crap.

[SkinBasket]

Why are we still using the same microwave technology to warm up our food that we've been using the last 40 years or whatever? I don;t want to wait 7 minutes to warm up my frozen chicken ala king. I want a machine that I put my food into, press a button, and the machine would analyze the temp and composition of the food, make that beeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuu sound that spaceships do in anime, and the food is warmed to the selected or recommended temperature. No waiting. No burned patches. No cold spots. Just make the motherfucking molecules vibrate already.

[BallHawk]

Skin watches anime?

I pray you aren't a Narutard.

[SkinBasket]

I pray you aren't a Narutard.

I've been known to watch the originals. Haven't kept up since the shippuden started though. I don't get too deep into the piles of silliness out there. Beebop, Berserk, Last Exile, Black Lagoon, Samurai 7, Bleach, and Narutard is about as far as I've ever made it with any interest.

Japs sure know how to tell a good story every now and again. As long as it doesn't involve giant piloted robots, I'll usually give it a chance.

Oh and I watched a few of those demon rape, giant Nazi penis machine hentai movies when I stayed with a friend for a week. Turns out her older brother was a freak for those things. I appreciated his taste at the time. Until his mom came downstairs to share a smoke with me and I couldn't turn the TV off fast enough. I just said they were her son's. It didn't make the situation any less uncomfortable.

[Freak Out]

Oh. And if someone could do me a favor:

Spray your balls with Tinactin foot spray. Let me know if your man sack inflames, grows twice it's normal size and itches like you just fucked Zool's mom. That would be great. Thanks.

I have never used Tinactin on my balls but have used another product you and the Nutter recommended for jock itch. The tubes were expensive and small and my balls are big.....it did do the trick after a few Costco runs though.

[Zool]

Oh and I watched a few of those demon rape, giant Nazi penis machine hentai movies when I stayed with a friend for a week.

Was it the Overfeind? That is one messed up movie.

[SkinBasket]

Oh and I watched a few of those demon rape, giant Nazi penis machine hentai movies when I stayed with a friend for a week.

Was it the Overfeind? That is one messed up movie.

this was like 15 years ago, so all I really remember is a giant machine with dozens of naked ladies strapped in it in a circle having their pipes cleaned by giant dildos that apparently powered the machine somehow. I'm also unclear on the connection to the Nazis. I think it was the same movie that an invisible demon raped a school girl on top of a ferris wheel. I'm not even sure if there were any protagonists in the show, just a bunch of evil sex things.

a quick interweb search revealed this is what I watched: UROTSUKIDOJI 2: LEGEND OF THE DEMON WOMB

Apparently it made the exact same impression on this guy it made on me:

I HAVE NO FUCKING WORDS MAN.... THE NAZI DEATH RAPE MACHINE........WHAT????? THE WHAT???? YES.... THIS ONE SCENE THIS DEMON BUM RUSHES A NICE TEENAGE COUPLE AT THE TOP OF THEIR FERRIS WHEEL RIDE WHIPPING THE DUDE OUT THE WINDOW .. THEN HE GRABS THE TEENAGE GIRL ... BRINGS HER TO THE TOP OF THE CABIN THING AND STRAPS HER ON LIKE UMM LIKE SHE IS ONE OF THOSE FLESH-LIGHT THINGS THEY ALWAYS HAVE ON BANNERS FOR TORRENTSPY OR SOMETHING... DUDE JUST STARTS PLOWING THIS POOR GIRL LIKE HE IS MOWING THE LAWN OR SOMETHING... RIGHT WHEN HE BLASTS HIS DEMON LOAD YOU SEE A PERFECT SHOT OF HER RECENTLY DECEASED BOYFRIEND WITH THIS HEAD HANGING TWO FEET UNDER HIS BODY BY STRANDS OF VEINS AND TORN FLESH ...... ANOTHER ONE WHEN THIS GUY DROPS THIS GIRL FROM THE TOP OF A SKY SCRAPPER AND THEN YOU SEE HER GETTING REAMED BY THIS INVISIBLE DEMON....ANYWAYS .. THIS IS FUCKED UP ....