I need a drinkin' buddy

[Murphy37]

Has anyone else ever noticed that it's hard to pour a glass of wine without that little drip running down the bottle's edge, forming a rim around the bottom, thus staining your desk? That's horse shit.

[Deputy Nutz]

Why the fuck are you even bothering with a glass?

You have to roll the bottle when your done pouring, give the bottle one have twist while the bottle is still in the position of pouring, but with no wine coming out.

[Little Whiskey]

they also make a little piece of "tin foil" that goes in the opening of the bottle to give it a better pour spout. learned that two weeks ago at the wineries. or else get one of those wines in a box, they dont leak

[Murphy37]

I always try that half twist thing, but it never works for me. Although, I invented a masturbation method called the twist and shout. That does work for me.

[Murphy37]

OK I'm drunk and tired. Thanks for celebratin with me. Good night.

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congrats buddy, wisconsin is the place to be!

[the_idle_threat]

Welcome back!

[Murphy37]

You bastards left beer cans and bong resin all over this place. Damn if I would have known you were gonna be a bunch of slobs, I wouldn't have had this party.
Thanks for all the kind words. I might not be around here for a while with the big move and all. We have to stay with some family until we close on our house in Wisconsin. So goodbye for a while.

[Little Whiskey]

I might not be around here for a while with the big move and all. We have to stay with some family until we close on our house in Wisconsin. So goodbye for a while.

whats the matter, they won't let you surf porn and PR on their computer??

[MJZiggy]

Bump of the week...

[BallHawk]

Bump of the year....

[packinpatland]

And a good one.

[packinpatland]

I don't know why, but this reminds me of two years ago I had the fortune,or misfortune of being in the UP (it's close to Wis., don't ya know). I was at a reception, I went up to the bar, the bartender asked what I'd like, I said 'I'm thinking wine", he said 'what flavor?'.


I said................'glass of water, will do.'

[oregonpackfan]

I don't know why, but this reminds me of two years ago I had the fortune,or misfortune of being in the UP (it's close to Wis., don't ya know). I was at a reception, I went up to the bar, the bartender asked what I'd like, I said 'I'm thinking wine", he said 'what flavor?'.


I said................'glass of water, will do.'

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Murph I toast you and your new home. Oi!