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  • Charles Barkley to televise his colonoscopy!

    Grab your favorite recliner, bowl of popcorn, and enjoy the televised colonoscopy of Charles Barkley.

    This takes "Reality TV" to a new low(pun intended.)

    Inside Charles Barkley
    By Lee Russakoff
    Wed, 20 Aug 2008 17:53:50 GMT
    Are you one of those people who can't get enough of Charles Barkley?

    Something tells me that's about to change.

    According to the Philadelphia Daily News' Dan Gross, the former NBA superstar and world renown "turrible" golfer has agreed to undergo a televised colonoscopy as part of the "Stand Up to Cancer" special being aired Sept. 5 by NBC, CBS and ABC.

    Barkley said that when he told his friend Fred Lavner, of NB2 Apparel, about being asked to undergo the procedure on television, Lavner replied they were "probably just looking for the celebrity with the biggest a**."

  • #2
    This is really nothing new. We've been exposed to Barkley's shit for years.
    "Never, never ever support a punk like mraynrand. Rather be as I am and feel real sympathy for his sickness." - Woodbuck

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    • #3
      I think it is a great thing to do, and he is the perfect guy for the job.


      BTW, did you know that Barkley excelled at NBA forward despite only being 6'4'' tall? His dominance was quite remarkable.

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      • #4
        Somebody get Grady Jackson's ass on TV, ASAP.

        Put that shit on Pay-Per View and watch the money roll in.
        "I've got one word for you- Dallas, Texas, Super Bowl"- Jermichael Finley

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Harlan Huckleby
          I think it is a great thing to do, and he is the perfect guy for the job.


          BTW, did you know that Barkley excelled at NBA forward despite only being 6'4'' tall? His dominance was quite remarkable.
          Yes. Everybody knew it. Welcome to the party..you are 20 years late.

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          • #6
            If I were a betting man I would bet skin already knew this and has it TiVoed.
            The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary -- Vince Lombardi

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            • #7
              What is the opposite of "Must See TV?"

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Kiwon
                What is the opposite of "Must See TV?"
                "Growing Pains"
                "Never, never ever support a punk like mraynrand. Rather be as I am and feel real sympathy for his sickness." - Woodbuck

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                • #9
                  Groin Pains?
                  Originally posted by 3irty1
                  This is museum quality stupidity.

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                  • #10
                    That's toooorable just toooorable
                    Lombardi told Starr to "Run it, and let's get the hell out of here!" - 'Ice Bowl' December 31, 1967

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by bobblehead
                      If I were a betting man I would bet skin already knew this and has it TiVoed.
                      Nah. I deleted it to make room for your mom's that I recorded on cock-cam 1.
                      "You're all very smart, and I'm very dumb." - Partial

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Zool
                        Groin Pains?
                        That's funny - I had written 'aka "Groin Pains"' wondering how long it would take someone to mention it. You win!
                        "Never, never ever support a punk like mraynrand. Rather be as I am and feel real sympathy for his sickness." - Woodbuck

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Tyrone Bigguns
                          Originally posted by Harlan Huckleby
                          I think it is a great thing to do, and he is the perfect guy for the job.


                          BTW, did you know that Barkley excelled at NBA forward despite only being 6'4'' tall? His dominance was quite remarkable.
                          Yes. Everybody knew it. Welcome to the party..you are 20 years late.
                          Charles Barkley was listed as 6'6'' throughout his career. I bet less than 10% of people, including you, were aware that Barkley is really only about 6'4''.

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                          • #14
                            ONLY about 6'4"
                            "Greatness is not an act... but a habit.Greatness is not an act... but a habit." -Greg Jennings

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                            • #15
                              a 6'4'' black man, ehh Ziggy? mmmmmmm, one can only imagine the possibilities ....

                              If you use an IUD, Sir Charles can take it to the hoop.

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