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  • #1

    Pick Obama's Cabinet



    Kwame Kilpatrick for Secretary of Housing and Urban Development



    Keith Richards for Drug Czar



    Jeremiah Wright for Secretary of Agriculture (He's well acquainted with B.S.)



    John Edwards for Secretary of Education



    Ward Churchill for Secretary of Homeland Security (Photo from an Anarchist Book Fair)



    George Hussein Onyango Obama for Secretary of the Treasury (Anyone who can live off of $1 a month has to be a financial genius)



    Rosie O'Donnell for Secretary of Health and Human Services



    The New York Times for Director of National Intelligence (They leak all the secrets anyway)



    Paris Hilton for Secretary of State
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  • #2
    You don't have a Secretary of Defense listed, but I guess that stands to reason.
    One time Lombardi was disgusted with the team in practice and told them they were going to have to start with the basics. He held up a ball and said: "This is a football." McGee immediately called out, "Stop, coach, you're going too fast," and that gave everyone a laugh.
    John Maxymuk, Packers By The Numbers

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    • #3
      Originally posted by Maxie the Taxi
      You don't have a Secretary of Defense listed, but I guess that stands to reason.
      Very Astute

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      • #4
        Originally posted by 3irty1
        This is museum quality stupidity.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Maxie the Taxi
          You don't have a Secretary of Defense listed, but I guess that stands to reason.


          Hmmm...maybe Sherry Glaser of "Breasts Not Bombs" as Secretary of Defense

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          • #6
            of course you have to go with dennis Kucinich for head of the Department of Peace


            "Never, never ever support a punk like mraynrand. Rather be as I am and feel real sympathy for his sickness." - Woodbuck

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            • #7
              Kucinich could also head up the Department of Alien Affairs


              "Never, never ever support a punk like mraynrand. Rather be as I am and feel real sympathy for his sickness." - Woodbuck

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              • #8
                To round out the cabinet....


                Secretary of the Department of the Interior: Monica Lewinsky

                Secy of the Department of Commerce: Chinese President Hu Jintao

                Secy of the Department of Labor: Warren Buffett

                Secy of the Department of Energy: Mr. Goodwrench

                Secy of the Department of Transportation: Lance Armstrong

                Secy of the Department of Veterans Affairs: Michael Moore
                One time Lombardi was disgusted with the team in practice and told them they were going to have to start with the basics. He held up a ball and said: "This is a football." McGee immediately called out, "Stop, coach, you're going too fast," and that gave everyone a laugh.
                John Maxymuk, Packers By The Numbers

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                • #9
                  Najeh Devenport has to be in there somewhere too.
                  My signature has NUDITY in it...whatcha gonna do?

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                  • #10
                    Dept of Sanitation

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                    • #11
                      I prefer this guy for Housing And Urban Development:

                      I can't run no more
                      With that lawless crowd
                      While the killers in high places
                      Say their prayers out loud
                      But they've summoned, they've summoned up
                      A thundercloud
                      They're going to hear from me - Leonard Cohen

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                      • #12
                        good thread
                        Lombardi told Starr to "Run it, and let's get the hell out of here!" - 'Ice Bowl' December 31, 1967

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Joemailman
                          I prefer this guy for Housing And Urban Development:


                          [QUOTE=George Cumby] ...every draft (Ted) would pick a solid, dependable, smart, athletically limited linebacker...the guy who isn't doing drugs, going to strip bars, knocking around his girlfriend or making any plays of game changing significance.

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