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    G to the HOSTS to the GHEY

    So I'm watching this show on A&E, this Paranormal State. This fucking pussy claims he investigates ghosts because he was terrified by them as a child.

    I just want to remind you lot that I'm still looking for ghost ass and/or pussy to beat after being "terrified' by ghosts as a child. I'll bring nutz with me if I can get him drunk enough to fight a ghost with me. What are they going to do? Tickle me? Talk into my pillow? Well, I'll stick my dick in their ear.

    Anyone got any ghosts they need aurally raped?
    "You're all very smart, and I'm very dumb." - Partial
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    Someone had a few too many at his labor day barbeque!
    "Never, never ever support a punk like mraynrand. Rather be as I am and feel real sympathy for his sickness." - Woodbuck

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    • #3
      Skin if I thought you had the cahones to actually do anything about the old farmhouse I lived in I would give you the address. As it sits, you would be in a puddle of urine singing Barney songs and thats really not frightening to the ghosts. They would mock me and it would be your fault. Do you want that on your conscience?
      Originally posted by 3irty1
      This is museum quality stupidity.

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      • #4
        Summerwind was supposedly Wisconsin's most haunted place.

        American Hauntings
        http://www.prairieghosts.com/summer.html


        You must have dicktified this place already......it's not looking too scary anymore.
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        • #5
          Originally posted by Zool
          Skin if I thought you had the cahones to actually do anything about the old farmhouse I lived in I would give you the address. As it sits, you would be in a puddle of urine singing Barney songs and thats really not frightening to the ghosts. They would mock me and it would be your fault. Do you want that on your conscience?
          Oh, I grew up with farmhouse ghosts. I want some more devious critters. Something that'll try to fight, not just make humping noises in the closet or stand around the bed looking morose.

          Tell us what they did to you that makes them scary.
          "You're all very smart, and I'm very dumb." - Partial

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          • #6
            Come on Zool. Man up. I dealt with ghostly 1888 farmhouse shenanigans. You can tell me what they did to you.
            "You're all very smart, and I'm very dumb." - Partial

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            • #7
              Not without some therapy and a doll for me to point out specific body parts.
              Originally posted by 3irty1
              This is museum quality stupidity.

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              • #8
                "You're all very smart, and I'm very dumb." - Partial

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                • #9
                  How is he supposed to point something out on an anatomically incomplete doll?
                  The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary -- Vince Lombardi

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by bobblehead
                    How is he supposed to point something out on an anatomically incomplete doll?
                    Use his imagination, I guess.
                    "I've got one word for you- Dallas, Texas, Super Bowl"- Jermichael Finley

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