The Variety Hour

[SkinBasket]

No doubt about it there is a time and a place, but swearing at someone and saying inappropriate things in front of the kid puts him on the level as the lady.

Partial just called you a big mouthed fat bitch. You gonna take that?

[Deputy Nutz]

I believe that her crotch area was unkept and stinky, and not in a good way, I am talking about the way in which a vagina smells after a tampoon is left unfound for a good month or two.

You're right then, you should have punched her right in the vagina to teach her a lesson about genital hygiene. Speaking of which, have you ever wiggled your finger in a girl's butthole until she laughs so hard she farts in your palm? If the answer is yes, were you able to catch the fart and push it back in her laughing mouth?

I am no magican, sorry.

[Deputy Nutz]

No doubt about it there is a time and a place, but swearing at someone and saying inappropriate things in front of the kid puts him on the level as the lady.

Partial just called you a big mouthed fat bitch. You gonna take that?

Depends if he wants me to put on a dress.

[Little Whiskey]

skin, what you are saying is that it all worked out in the end. you got blamed for cheating and didn't, but then cheated and didn't get caught. looks like that teacher owes your dad a verbal ass whoop'n.....to be even and all.

[SkinBasket]

you got blamed for cheating and didn't, but then cheated and didn't get caught.

No. I cheated both times.

[Scott Campbell]

It's his kid not mine........

I think you guys should go on Maury and do a DNA test just to be sure,

[Deputy Nutz]

I wanna know how the Skinbasket has the time to play all of these video games. I know he has no social life or anything, but I met his kids, I know he can't sit there and play video games while the older own beats on the little one. Christ I gotta get more time on my hands.

[hoosier]

I wanna know how the Skinbasket has the time to play all of these video games. I know he has no social life or anything, but I met his kids, I know he can't sit there and play video games while the older own beats on the little one. Christ I gotta get more time on my hands.

Must have taught the kids to self entertain.

[SkinBasket]

I use their nap time for games. I should be working out, but I'm already fat.

[SkinBasket]

And no, I'm not buying Guitard Hetro so you can pretend to be Ac/Dc.

[Zool]

Nutz?

[Freak Out]

Can you believe that the new AC/DC album is only sold at Walmart?

[Little Whiskey]

GNR is supposed to release C. D. next month. I heard the first single yesterday. its not as bad as i thought it would have been. but its not as good as their first time around.

[Deputy Nutz]

And no, I'm not buying Guitard Hetro so you can pretend to be Ac/Dc.

Please!!!!

[Deputy Nutz]

Just got the new AC/DC CD, out of a scale from 1-10 I give it a seven the first time through.