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    Election Returns Are in! Barack Wins!!!

    Obama: 640
    McCain: 63

    voting took place among the 7th and 8th grade classes at my daughter's middle school. LANDSLIDE!!!
    "Never, never ever support a punk like mraynrand. Rather be as I am and feel real sympathy for his sickness." - Woodbuck
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    Who were the cheaters who stole the 63 votes?
    After lunch the players lounged about the hotel patio watching the surf fling white plumes high against the darkening sky. Clouds were piling up in the west… Vince Lombardi frowned.

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      There are only 540 kids in your daughter's school. Did this take place in Ohio?
      [QUOTE=George Cumby] ...every draft (Ted) would pick a solid, dependable, smart, athletically limited linebacker...the guy who isn't doing drugs, going to strip bars, knocking around his girlfriend or making any plays of game changing significance.

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        Originally posted by swede
        There are only 540 kids in your daughter's school. Did this take place in Ohio?
        about 700 in her middle school, grade 7 and 8. Yes, Ohio, Cleveland area.
        "Never, never ever support a punk like mraynrand. Rather be as I am and feel real sympathy for his sickness." - Woodbuck

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        • #5
          Boy these kids have been duped! Mraynrand you sure have some work to do educating these kids.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by HowardRoark
            Who were the cheaters who stole the 63 votes?
            My daughter eliminated 50 Obama votes by telling them the election was next week, but Jive Turkey and Dick Tracy each voted 100 times.
            "Never, never ever support a punk like mraynrand. Rather be as I am and feel real sympathy for his sickness." - Woodbuck

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            • #7
              Originally posted by mraynrand
              Originally posted by HowardRoark
              Who were the cheaters who stole the 63 votes?
              My daughter eliminated 50 Obama votes by telling them the election was next week, but Jive Turkey and Dick Tracy each voted 100 times.
              Obama's investigators are searching through your daughter's elementary school records as we speak.

              The "time out" she got in 3rd grade for misbehavior will be public soon.

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