CRITICAL ELECTION DAY NEWS

[MJZiggy]

Starbucks is giving free coffee to all voters
Ben & Jerry's is giving a free scoop of ice cream
California tortilla is giving free tacos and
if you live in DC, check the Express for the party with free beer tomorrow night that best suits your mood.

[sheepshead]

Don't forget these!

http://blog.babeland.com/2008/10/31/get-out-the-vote-with-babeland/

[HowardRoark]

Barack Obama is giving away free tax credits.

[Iron Mike]

Don't forget these!


http://blog.babeland.com/2008/10/31/...with-babeland/

Of course I HAD to find out what these things were!!!!
The comments are even better:


I'd like to know before buying
Rating:
Submitted 2007-12-12
By Large Nipples from New Jersey


I am single and love to try different toys.I have large nipples.So my question is are they made to open and fit on all sizes or are they made for tiny nipples? answer: they open easily to 3/4 of an inch.

I think somebody here needs to change their screen name to "Large Nipples from New Jersey." :P

[SkinBasket]

Cow teets aren't even 3/4". Well, maybe they are. Honestly, I wouldn't know. Honestly. Seriously.

[mraynrand]

Re: CRITICAL ELECTION DAY NEWS

Starbucks is giving free coffee to all voters
Ben & Jerry's is giving a free scoop of ice cream
California tortilla is giving free tacos and
if you live in DC, check the Express for the party with free beer tomorrow night that best suits your mood.

Kind of fits the whole theme of the election, doesn't it.

Michael Moore is giving out free lard.