Vote Now! Who is our most bitter conservative?

[gex]

HAHA Great poll, bitter conservatives is right.

I voted Ayn because he's hiding it with humor for the moment.
Serenity now, madness later.

Partial shouldn't even be on the list, that kid doesn't have a clue as to what he is, besides a cheapass.

Bubblehead is giving up altogether and moving in with kiwon I heard

I think Tex is hiding out on the grassy knoll, waiting for the moment to be right. That or he collapsed in a fit of rage when he found out that HIS America disagrees with his views.(guess were all morons and sheep that don't know any better)

[Tyrone Bigguns]

Quit your day job.

I did. Today. My time is now.

I look forward to seeing you at Chuckles in Scranton and Yuk Yuks in Des Moine.

[Kiwon]

Re: Vote Now! Who is our most bitter conservative?

Edit: Wow, can't believe i forgot Kiwon. Sorry, buddy..

Thank you for not lumping me in with that rogues gallery of bitter conservatives. I've got my standards to protect.

I'll take the winner on for the title of "The Most Bitter Conservative" in a cage match at either the Heritage Foundation or Liberty University.

but, what can you expect from someone who is morally bankrupt...

Confession is good for the soul...you're making progress

[Tyrone Bigguns]

I am sincerely shocked that Sheepshead isn't winning this thing. My god, were all those youtube clips for naught?

C'mon libs...dont' let sheepshead down.

[Cy]

I vote for me.

I am the ones that we've been waiting for.

The Altlantic Ocean is going to drop several inches if you vote for me.

I represent the coming together of all races, peoples, and creeds.

A vote for me is a vote to overturn the Law of Nature.

A vote for me is a vote to end the tyranny of Original Sin.

I will pay for your mortgage, yes you, giddy negress.

I will lower your gas bill, yes you, with the stud through your eyeball.

I will put you in my civilian army corps Gestapo, yes you, from The Family International.

Yeah, yeah, I know collectivist, utopian dreams have come and gone, and there's that unsightly problem of all the piles of bodies, but dreams can really come true, if you just believe, if you just feel the force, Luke, if you just, don't think...feel...focus your attention on a spot on the wall and just hear the silence...you will begin to taste your energy field, see your vibrations, hear the colors around you...

Because I'm transformational...and every single sunrise is a brand new day...when you wish upon a star...

[BTW. I'm a Christian so I don't get bitter. I just know the wizard behind the curtain...and it's all according to the playbook, dude.]

[Cy]

The Kingdom of God is inside you, and all around you, not in mansions of wood and stone. Split a piece of wood... and I am there, lift a stone... and you will find me.

This doesn't surprise me.

Obama is the Gnostic President.

And he's getting the Gnostic vote.

cf: my previous post

[Harlan Huckleby]

wait a minute! I'm bitter. I'm not so conservative, but I'm bitter.

this poll is racist. or something.

[Cy]

wait a minute! I'm bitter. I'm not so conservative, but I'm bitter.

this poll is racist. or something.

You're black, Harlan? But you're so clean and articulate!

Woops, the new VEEP suddenly possessed me...

[hoosier]

Tyrone, please fix your poll to allow for more than one vote to be cast, or else to allow for mulligans. I want to amend my vote.

[Partial]

Partial a conservative? Partial is one of common sense.. Not defined by liberal/conservative, democrat/socialist/republican, etc.

[HowardRoark]

Tyrone, please fix your poll to allow for more than one vote to be cast, or else to allow for mulligans.

I'll send ACORN right over.

[BallHawk]

I am sincerely shocked that Sheepshead isn't winning this thing. My god, were all those youtube clips for naught?

C'mon libs...dont' let sheepshead down.

Where's your vote at, Ty? I'm the only one that has voted for Sheep so far.

I need help.

Actually, he needs help.

[wist43]

Technically, I'm not a conservative, b/c quite frankly, I have no idea what that means... and I am not a Republican.

That said, I voted for myself... b/c no dispises socialism more than I do. Institutionalized dishonesty. Truly shameful.

[SkinBasket]

I'm assuming I got votes because I'm the first one on the list? What the fuck do I have to be bitter about? I ain't going to die. I've got my storehouse of canned beans at an undisclosed location motherfuckers so when the wheels fall off this shit and this country goes all feral, I'm going to own each and every one of you for your price in beans.

[falco]

skinbasket is a conservative? how can you be elitist and conservative? i thought only liberals were elitist? specifically those from the west coast? how many sentence fragments can i put question marks after?

EDIT: I meant to say east coast. now i've probably offended somebody else