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    Does anyone know a goldsmith who doesn't lick balls?
    "You're all very smart, and I'm very dumb." - Partial

  • #2
    Yes. Me.

    Mail me your gold.

    And I will mail you money!
    I am better looking than you.

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    • #3
      Re: Goldsmiths are pussies

      Originally posted by SkinBasket
      Does anyone know a goldsmith who doesn't lick balls?
      I grew up with a family by the name of Goldsmith. Didn't know any of them well enough to be able to answer that question.

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      • #4
        Re: Goldsmiths are pussies

        Originally posted by Patler
        Originally posted by SkinBasket
        Does anyone know a goldsmith who doesn't lick balls?
        I grew up with a family by the name of Goldsmith. Didn't know any of them well enough to be able to answer that question.
        I don't want Jews. Or blacks. Just a goldsmith that doesn't freak out about making something more extravagant than a solid band. Where have all our craftsmen gone?
        "You're all very smart, and I'm very dumb." - Partial

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        • #5
          Re: Goldsmiths are pussies

          Originally posted by SkinBasket
          Originally posted by Patler
          Originally posted by SkinBasket
          Does anyone know a goldsmith who doesn't lick balls?
          I grew up with a family by the name of Goldsmith. Didn't know any of them well enough to be able to answer that question.
          I don't want Jews. Or blacks. Just a goldsmith that doesn't freak out about making something more extravagant than a solid band. Where have all our craftsmen gone?
          Indonesia, or Taiwan.

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          • #6
            We have some amazing jewelers/smiths up here..Southeast Alaska smiths are pretty well known. Where the fuck do you live anyway? Milwaukee?
            C.H.U.D.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Freak Out
              Where the fuck do you live anyway? Milwaukee?
              I am in the outlying regions of Milwaukee. Menomonee Falls/Brookfield borderlands to be particular. The fuckers I'm talking to are freaking out about making something custom, despite advertising themselves as custom design specialists. To me, it seems rater simple. Shapes, hinges, clasps. To them, it's like Jesus just kicked them in the balls. I'm talking to same jewelry CAD places this week. Maybe if a robot does the job, they won't have to get so worked up about it. Lazy fucking goldsmiths.
              "You're all very smart, and I'm very dumb." - Partial

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              • #8
                Originally posted by SkinBasket
                Originally posted by Freak Out
                Where the fuck do you live anyway? Milwaukee?
                I am in the outlying regions of Milwaukee. Menomonee Falls/Brookfield borderlands to be particular. The fuckers I'm talking to are freaking out about making something custom, despite advertising themselves as custom design specialists. To me, it seems rater simple. Shapes, hinges, clasps. To them, it's like Jesus just kicked them in the balls. I'm talking to same jewelry CAD places this week. Maybe if a robot does the job, they won't have to get so worked up about it. Lazy fucking goldsmiths.
                These sheisters are dealers more than fucking jewelers. Sounds like a Chicago trip might be needed. There has to be some Jews or Euro transplants making some nice stuff there.
                C.H.U.D.

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                • #9
                  if youre going to travel (or maybe ship)these guys have worked on my fiances stuff. She has an antique engagement ring that no one else would touch.



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                  • #10
                    Re: Goldsmiths are pussies

                    Originally posted by SkinBasket
                    Originally posted by Patler
                    Originally posted by SkinBasket
                    Does anyone know a goldsmith who doesn't lick balls?
                    I grew up with a family by the name of Goldsmith. Didn't know any of them well enough to be able to answer that question.
                    I don't want Jews. Or blacks. Just a goldsmith that doesn't freak out about making something more extravagant than a solid band. Where have all our craftsmen gone?
                    If you go to TJ they will make whatever you want. Hopefully after they will shoot heroin into your racist ass and take you to a mexican whorehouse where they make you grow your hair long and advertise you as the Gringa that only does anal.

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                    • #11
                      Fuck you meximelt. I found a hot Asian chick who knows how to run some CAD software who's cutting the price by 60% without the heroin and anal sex. Well not yet anyway.
                      "You're all very smart, and I'm very dumb." - Partial

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                      • #12

                        She's making my jewelry. I picked her due to her obvious talent and lack of a giant smelly beard, which seems to be a job requirement for all male goldsmiths.
                        "You're all very smart, and I'm very dumb." - Partial

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by SkinBasket

                          She's making my jewelry. I picked her due to her obvious talent and lack of a giant smelly beard, which seems to be a job requirement for all male goldsmiths.
                          Good job.
                          C.H.U.D.

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                          • #14
                            I wonder where she got that sweater...
                            "Greatness is not an act... but a habit.Greatness is not an act... but a habit." -Greg Jennings

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by MJZiggy
                              I wonder where she got that sweater...
                              Zigknit?...or are you jealous?
                              C.H.U.D.

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