Uh-Oh!

[MJZiggy]

Beaver, wife same thing

We already covered proper birth control.

[Mazzin]

Glad to see peace has resumed, i love you all!

[Harlan Huckleby]

This is the greatest thread of all time. I don't know how any of you can disagree. Nobody is changing nothing, it might be embarassing to some, but to bad, and really who is embarrassed besides Harlan?

Nutty,

Well, let me spell it out: I thought it was a poll that Mazzin might wish to not be reminded of until the end of time.

But what the hell - maybe nutz it right. Mazzin posted again, guess she is cool with it. In fact, Mazzin, why don't you post in this thread every time your period starts in the coming year, so we are all reassured you are STILL not pregnant.

If you can't beat 'um, join 'um I guess.

[Harlan Huckleby]

11. Harlan. Would you know exactly what to do, if someone stole your collection of Robert Goulet records? I've got the answer for ya.

Robert Goulet is from Canada, or at least he looks like a mounty. Funny thing is, I really liked him when I was a kiddy, he sang "Strangers in the Night" on TV. He should have lost that wife/singing partner, she was kinda a wench.

Really swishy guy, that Robert Goulet.

[woodbuck27]

11. Harlan. Would you know exactly what to do, if someone stole your collection of Robert Goulet records? I've got the answer for ya.

Robert Goulet is from Canada, or at least he looks like a mounty. Funny thing is, I really liked him when I was a kiddy, he sang "Strangers in the Night" on TV. He should have lost that wife/singing partner, she was kinda a wench.

Really swishy guy, that Robert Goulet.

Yea! Ole Robert has been lost so long south of the border, I understand his eyebrows have grown so thick and long, and he can hardly get his head up.

He must have stopped eating mapel sugar and drinkin' decent beer.

Harlan? What do you do, if "a bear in heat" has all 'the boys' trapped inside the camp?

Answer: Toss her 'the lossssserrrr' - of paper, rock and scissors.

Harlan? How do you get your camp frisbee out of that tree?

Answer: Send the darn dog up to get it. If he hesitates .Train him. If that still doesn't work, break out the boomerrang.

Harlan? What do you do if your backhoe at the camp, rolls into the lake and gets stuck?

Answer: Apply for a Government Loan, saying you'll use the money to use the backhoe for a shelter for fingerlings.

Harlan? What do you do if your Lake becomes magnetized?

Answer: Again - go to the Government for relief - blaming the problem on the Ozone Layer. Spend all the money on cheap beer.

Harlan? What do you do if you find yourself up to your nuts in quicksand?

Answer: Hope that stupid dog at least loves ya.

Harlan? What do you do, if you decide to go back to nature, and move way out in the sticks?

Answer: Convert your vehicle, to run on firewood.

** Heard of the "good gangs" up here in Canada? They are really into drive-by science lessons.

** Heard of the fella that claimed he had the perfect job? Dam he lies.

He's the ferry boat Captain for a nudest camp. He didn't mention all the problems that arose, when he had to transport the duck hunters on Opening Day.

** Whats the easiest way to cut grass? Don't cut it.

Harlan? What do you do if you ever spot a dinosaur swimming in your lake at the camp.

Answer: Get a darn camera - fast!

What do you do if it starts to get too cold for a swim in the fall?

Well - dive in the leaves, of course.

[Harlan Huckleby]

Woody, I read every one of your home-made jokes. Although I did not LOL, I definitely felt something stir inside. I am certain I am a better person for the experience.

The only jokes I know are dirty. One I know is also racist and anti-semitic. It involves a black whino who rubs a bottle he finds in the street, and poof, out comes a jewish genie. The guy wishes he could be "white and surrounded by pussy", and poof!, she turns him into a tampon. I can't tell you the whole joke, it would be wrong.

[Deputy Nutz]

This is the greatest thread of all time. I don't know how any of you can disagree. Nobody is changing nothing, it might be embarassing to some, but to bad, and really who is embarrassed besides Harlan?

Nutty,

Well, let me spell it out: I thought it was a poll that Mazzin might wish to not be reminded of until the end of time.

But what the hell - maybe nutz it right. Mazzin posted again, guess she is cool with it. In fact, Mazzin, why don't you post in this thread every time your period starts in the coming year, so we are all reassured you are STILL not pregnant.

If you can't beat 'um, join 'um I guess.

She can change that if she wants. I think. Its her thread, if she wants it changed all she has to do is ask

[Deputy Nutz]

what happens if Mazzin's father got on here? That would start some shit in the Mazzin household. Dad would drop a double deuce in his pants.

[Harlan Huckleby]

uhhh, if any of our fathers came on here, they'd shit a brick.

"My son hangs out with a bunch of idiots! Send him to school, buy him books, and this is how he spends his time?"

[Deputy Nutz]

I thought you were my father.

you lying piece of shit.

[Harlan Huckleby]

no Nutz, I used a condom.

edit: with a spermicide. back off, ziggy

[the_idle_threat]

I thought you were my father.

you lying piece of shit.

"Who's your daddy" is a rhetorical question ...

[GrnBay007]

no Nutz, I used a condom.

edit: with a spermicide. back off, ziggy

LOL funny

[MJZiggy]

no Nutz, I used a condom.

edit: with a spermicide. back off, ziggy

Nice to know someone's listening!

[Harlan Huckleby]

Well, last thing I wanted was a child with Nutz's mom.

Now THAT would have been one ugly baby!