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    So you can all go screw yourselves, because I'm tired of having my supposed "rights" as defined in the rules section trampled on by a dirty Mexican who claimed he would never do such a thing.



    Not only that, but we should celebrate sailors today too. They do a lot of hard, lonely, salty work deep inside the hull. Lubricating, pounding, greasing, pipework. It's not all glorious days top deck with your shirt open and the ocean breeze in your flowing locks.

    "You're all very smart, and I'm very dumb." - Partial

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    Hail to thee ole whatsamatter; whatamatter U?

    Ok; call me thick headed in Oklahoma;
    What went on now he asked with a level grin.

    Ah seafood.

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    • #3
      I'm turned on now.
      Lombardi told Starr to "Run it, and let's get the hell out of here!" - 'Ice Bowl' December 31, 1967

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      • #4
        Originally posted by sheepshead
        I'm turned on now.
        There's only one thing for it. Find your nearest sailor, active or retired. Find a boat. Lubricate the pipes, evacuate the torpedo chute, hammer on the drive shaft a little, and blow the ballast. Seamen are wonderful, salty things.
        "You're all very smart, and I'm very dumb." - Partial

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        • #5
          What's long, hard and contains semen?

          A penis! Hah! Got you good, bet you wierdos were thinking of a submarine.

          Madtown's "rules" section reminds me of the "Bridge over River Kwai" where the Japanese commandant rips-up the Geneva Conventions to show the prisoners what he thinks of the rules.

          I do kinda wish Madtown had one of those coolers to stick Skinbasket into, flys buzzing around his head, pants full of shit.

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          • #6
            Re: I'm putting this here

            Originally posted by SkinBasket
            So you can all go screw yourselves, because I'm tired of having my supposed "rights" as defined in the rules section trampled on by a dirty Mexican who claimed he would never do such a thing.
            Not dealing with oppression very well are we?

            You may need to hire an attorney in this case. I heard Mobb Deep was a good one. He and only he may be able to help in your plight against racist Mexicans (is there any other kind?).

            But the truth is that if you always got your way you would have nothing to bitch about and then what purpose would you have in life? You are hungry? I give you something to chew on. Kinda like those sailors do it.

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            • #7
              Those ballast water purging, pipe pounding sailors better start wearing sunscreen. Holy fuck scrotbasket...I haven't seen sunburn that bad since that summer in Greece so long ago.
              C.H.U.D.

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              • #8


                Mmmm...Greece.
                [QUOTE=George Cumby] ...every draft (Ted) would pick a solid, dependable, smart, athletically limited linebacker...the guy who isn't doing drugs, going to strip bars, knocking around his girlfriend or making any plays of game changing significance.

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                • #9
                  Alright cocknob (Madtown). There was absolutely noting wrong with this last sig. Now you're just being a fucking pansy.


                  Honestly, is anyone here offended, threatened, or otherwise feeling the need to cuddle Jesus after seeing this. And no, retail, you don't count. Not because you love Jesus and hate homos, but because you're a fucking twat.

                  "You're all very smart, and I'm very dumb." - Partial

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                  • #10

                    ....
                    "You're all very smart, and I'm very dumb." - Partial

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                    • #11
                      You're such a fucking pussy. Seriously. You're that afraid of me you;re going to take away my image posting? At what point did you become such a doucherag, and were you aware of when it happened?

                      Ah well, pretend you're Mike Davis all you want. You really cast yourself in a positive light.
                      "You're all very smart, and I'm very dumb." - Partial

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                        Awww... that one didn't work either....
                        "You're all very smart, and I'm very dumb." - Partial

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                        • #13
                          Seriously though, this post serves as my formal request to remove all artwork I've done from this site until such time that my image posting privileges are restored. I'll give you 24 hours before I contact your ISP.

                          You want to act like a jerk-off, then you'll be treated like a jerk-off.
                          "You're all very smart, and I'm very dumb." - Partial

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by SkinBasket
                            At what point did you become such a doucherag, and were you aware of when it happened?

                            Ah well, pretend you're Mike Davis all you want. You really cast yourself in a positive light.
                            I agree 100% with Skinbasket on this.

                            But most people don't care, or more to the point, as long as it isn't them that's getting shitted on they don't care.

                            But it's Mads forum, if he wants to do a little christian encouraging, that's his choice. Even though Mad "owns" the forum, it really is built upon the contributions of the whole group. Mad and his henchmen ought to treat members respectfully. That means setting clear rules and abiding by them rather than acting on whims like petty dictators.

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                            • #15
                              I thought MTP was ok with the gay stuff as long as it didn't show wetbacks sucking cock?
                              C.H.U.D.

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