Virginity and Cheerios

[Kiwon]

This may be some of the most useless research ever.

At least the Japanese are the ones paying for it.
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Study: Teens Who Skip Breakfast Lose Virginity Earlier

Skip breakfast, lose your virginity?

Oddly enough, that's what a new study finds.

Japanese researchers studied 3,000 people and said that teens who skip breakfast lose their virginity earlier than those who start their days off with some food, Agence France-Presse reported Friday.

Specifically, researchers found that people in their early teens who regularly skipped breakfast lost their virginity at an average age of 17.5 years old, versus an average age of 19 for breakfast eaters.

The study, funded by Japan's health ministry, looked for ways to curb unwanted pregnancies. Researchers concluded that a stable home life — one that encourages breakfast eating — discourages early sex.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,473072,00.html

[MadtownPacker]

Partial, BF4MVP, and Harlan are eating their daily breakfast even as they read this.

[Partial]

Partial, BF4MVP, and Harlan are eating their daily breakfast even as they read this.

Partial is about to go moisten his weiner as we speak. In the good way.

[GrnBay007]

Partial is about to go moisten his weiner as we speak.

In Cheerios? sicko!!!

:P

[Kiwon]

Partial, BF4MVP, and Harlan are eating their daily breakfast even as they read this.

Partial is about to go moisten his weiner as we speak. In the good way.

TMI.

[texaspackerbacker]

Did the Japs, by any chance, say WHY?

Maybe they meant earlier in the day.

[MJZiggy]

Did the Japs, by any chance, say WHY?

Maybe they meant earlier in the day.

The study, funded by Japan's health ministry, looked for ways to curb unwanted pregnancies. Researchers concluded that a stable home life — one that encourages breakfast eating — discourages early sex.

[Harlan Huckleby]

There is a phrase for this way of misusing statitics, but I forget it. "underlying correlations" or some such thing.

Not eating breakfast is linked to other behaviors that are the real cause for the effect. For instance, maybe parents who don't insist on their kids eating breakfast are also less likely to talk to their kids about sex or birth control.

Sorry for having no sense of humor. God didn't issue me one of them.

[swede]

There is a phrase for this way of misusing statitics, but I forget it. "underlying correlations" or some such thing.

Not eating breakfast is linked to other behaviors that are the real cause for the effect. For instance, maybe parents who don't insist on their kids eating breakfast are also less likely to talk to their kids about sex or birth control.

Sorry for having no sense of humor. God didn't issue me one of them.

You have a great sense of humor. You just don't like to laugh when everyone else is laughing.

Epic disasters, great human tragedies, and puppies thrown into traffic, however, well they bring out the Rip Taylor in you.

[MJZiggy]

Where can I get a vest like that???

[swede]

Where can I get a vest like that???

If you get in the front row of a Rip Taylor show you've got a good shot. He often throws his vest into the crowd. Unfortunately, he often throws his trousers into the crowd as well.

[MJZiggy]

Ummmm....maybe I'll just stay home and try to knit one...thanks, though.