i miss Scott Campbell

[retailguy]

You can work all you want retail, it ain't going to make you any smarter. Or any less of a cock snorkeler. Maybe I'll open up some crappy retail chains and feel self important and pompous and complete as a human being. God would be proud of me then.

It's awesome that your greatest contribution to this site is insulting other members then pontificating on how much better a person you are than those you insult. Jesus loves you.

Any other threads you want to dig up in your attempt to feel better about yourself? Really, eradicating lesbians and trying to use past posts to make half-assed efforts to shame other posters befits your moderator and good Christian role so well.

I hope, in some strange way, that this thread is therapudic for you and helps you deal with whatever inadequacies you are feeling.

You referred to past threads and you know why I said what I said. I made my point and moved on. I illustrated your level of "expertise" in making the determination you made, and then explained why I didn't put much stock into it. I believe I was correct in my statement of your "years of experience".

As I recall you stated that you didn't have "much of a resume" because you've had one job since college and that lasted six years. I take that to mean that you worked a few years out of college and then supported your wife through law school and then stopped working.... If I'm wrong, please correct me. I don't wish to unfairly judge you, nor to further minimize your experience.

Sometimes you just need to accept where your experience lies. You are not the best judge to determine whether someone is "dim". You should stick to your strengths, like evaluating playstation 3 games, or better, creating the perfect x-rated spaghetti recipe. Those are skills I simply do not have, nor am even striving to achieve.

You might end up with an edgy food network special. After all Guy Fieri has to retire at some point. You'll probably have to give up your extreme lesbian/gay love, but hey we all have to sacrifice in some way to make a living.

[Zool]

Soggy Biscuit

1. soggy biscuit

A male masturbating game. Contestants all jack off onto a digestive biscuit.whoever shoots his load first onto the biscuit is deemed the winner! The loser.... eats the biscuit

Oh man, what a night! we played soggy biscuit again, Atkins came straightaway and I had to eat the cookie!

[Harlan Huckleby]

I think Skin will end up eating the biscuit. Retail seems pretty excited. In fact, I'm willing to put $50 on it.

[mraynrand]

Retail and Skin should fight this one out in a more appropriate location - like at Chuck E. Cheese.

[SkinBasket]

Sometimes you just need to accept where your experience lies. You are not the best judge to determine whether someone is "dim".

I know a lot of smart people. And a lot of dim ones. You fall on the latter part of the scale. That and you're an asshole. Heck of a combination. Jesus loves all his dim creatures though, so fear not.



On a related note, why do people find the notion of vampires drinking one bodily fluid romantic and erotic while they see homos eating a biscuit sodden in another bodily fluid as horrendous? Others even find similar notions religious and kneel down weekly for it.

[Partial]

I'd say the dim one is Skin. I remember last year about this time when he was explaining how tough his life is, meanwhile bragging about how great his new blu-ray player looked, and was a key contributor in the video game thread. Talked about how he earned the ten minutes a day to break away and spend it on this site (I'd guess it's closer to 45 minutes to an hour for the skinster).

Must be nice to marry a rich girl. I still suspects she dumps him eventually. That, or she's an uggo.

[Freak Out]

Can you feel the love?

It doesn't take long for any thread around here to turn south.

Spouses should be off limits.

[arcilite]

this thread makes me laugh

[swede]

Spouses should be off limits.

Giggidy giggidy!

[SkinBasket]

Must be nice to marry a rich girl. I still suspects she dumps him eventually. That, or she's an uggo.

Partial, the next time we meet face to face, insult my family.

[bobblehead]

Must be nice to marry a rich girl. I still suspects she dumps him eventually. That, or she's an uggo.

Partial, the next time we meet face to face, insult my family.

Careful dude, he is getting pretty big by his own admission.

[swede]

Must be nice to marry a rich girl. I still suspects she dumps him eventually. That, or she's an uggo.

Partial, the next time we meet face to face, insult my family.

Careful dude, he is getting pretty big by his own admission.

And he's self-inflating.

[mraynrand]

Must be nice to marry a rich girl. I still suspects she dumps him eventually. That, or she's an uggo.

Partial, the next time we meet face to face, insult my family.

You must be a South Pole Elf.

[Partial]

Can you feel the love?

It doesn't take long for any thread around here to turn south.

Spouses should be off limits.

Skin can take it

[SkinBasket]

Must be nice to marry a rich girl. I still suspects she dumps him eventually. That, or she's an uggo.

Partial, the next time we meet face to face, insult my family.

Careful dude, he is getting pretty big by his own admission.

If you saw him throw a football, you wouldn't be worried.