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    To All My Valued Employees,

    There have been some rumblings around the office about the future of this company, and more specifically, your job. As you know, the economy has changed for the worse and presents many challenges. However, the good news is this: The economy doesn’t pose a threat to your job.

    What does threaten your job however, is the changing political landscape in this country. Of course, as your employer, I am forbidden to tell you whom to vote for — it is against the law to discriminate based on political affiliation, Race, creed, religion, etc.

    Please vote who you think will serve your Interests the best. However, let me tell you some little tidbits of fact which might help you decide what is in your best interest. First, while it is easy to spew rhetoric that casts employers against employees, you have to understand that for every business owner there is a back story.

    This back story is often neglected and overshadowed by what you see and hear. Sure, you see me park my Mercedes outside. You’ve seen my big home at last years Christmas party. I’m sure all these flashy icons of luxury conjure up some idealized thoughts about my life. However, what you don’t see is the back story.

    I started this company 12 years ago. At that time, I lived in a 300 square foot studio apartment for 3 years. My entire living space was converted into an office so I could put forth 100% effort into building a company, which by the way, would eventually employ you.

    My diet consisted of Ramen Pride noodles because every dollar I spent went back into this company. I drove a rusty Toyota Corolla with a defective transmission. I didn’t have time to date. Often times, I stayed home on weekends, while my friends went out drinking and partying. In fact, I was married to my business — hard work, discipline, and sacrifice.

    Meanwhile, my friends got jobs. They worked 40 hours a week and made a modest $50K a year and spent every dime they earned. They drove flashy cars and lived in expensive homes and wore fancy designer clothes. Instead of hitting the Nordstrom’s for the latest hot fashion item, I was trolling through the Goodwill store extracting any clothing item that didn’t look like it was birthed in the 70’s.

    My friends refinanced their mortgages and lived a life of luxury. I, however, did not. I put my time, my money, and my life into a business with a vision that eventually, some day, I too, will be able to afford these luxuries my friends supposedly had.

    So, while you physically arrive at the office at 9am, mentally check in at about noon, and then leave at 5pm, I don’t. There is no “off” button For me. When you leave the office, you are done and you have a weekend all to yourself. I unfortunately do not have the freedom. I eat, ****, and breathe this company every minute of the day. There is no rest. There is no weekend. There is no happy hour. Every day this business is attached to me like a 1 day old baby.

    You, of course, only see the fruits of that garden — the nice house, the Mercedes, the vacations… You never realize the back story and the sacrifices I’ve made. Now, the economy is falling apart and I, the guy that made all the right decisions and saved his money, have to bail-out all the people who didn’t.

    The people that overspent their paychecks suddenly feel entitled to the same luxuries that I earned and sacrificed a decade of my life for. Yes, business ownership has is benefits but the price I’ve paid is steep and not without wounds. Unfortunately, the cost of running this business, and employing you, is starting to eclipse the threshold of marginal benefit and let me tell you why:

    I am being taxed to death and the government thinks I don’t pay enough. I have state taxes. Federal taxes. Property taxes. Sales and use taxes. Payroll taxes. Workers compensation taxes. Unemployment taxes. Taxes on taxes. I have to hire a tax man to manage all these taxes and then guess what? I have to pay taxes for employing him. Government mandates and regulations and all the accounting that goes with it, now occupy most of my time. On Oct 15th, I wrote a check to the US Treasury for $288,000 for quarterly taxes. You know what my “stimulus” check was? Zero. Nada. Zilch.

    The question I have is this: Who is stimulating the economy? Me, the guy who has provided 14 people good paying jobs and serves over 2,200,000 people per year with a flourishing business? Or, the single mother sitting at home pregnant with her fourth child waiting for her next welfare check?

    Obviously, government feels the latter is the economic stimulus of this country. The fact is, if I deducted (Read: Stole) 50% of your paycheck you’d quit and you wouldn’t work here. I mean, why should you? That’s nuts. Who wants to get rewarded only 50% of their hard work? Well, I agree which is why your job is in jeopardy. Here is what many of you don’t understand; to stimulate the economy you need to stimulate what runs the economy. Had suddenly government mandated to me that I didn’t need to pay taxes, guess what? Instead of depositing that $288,000 into the Washington black-hole, I would have spent it, hired more employees, and generated substantial economic growth. My employees would have enjoyed the wealth of that tax cut in the form of promotions and better salaries. But you can forget it now.

    When you have a comatose man on the verge of death, you don’t defibrillate and shock his thumb thinking that will bring him back to life, do you? Or, do you defibrillate his heart? Business is at the heart of America and always has been. To restart it, you must stimulate it, not kill it. Suddenly, the power brokers in Washington believe the mud of America are the essential drivers of the American economic engine.

    Nothing could be further from the truth and this is the type of change you can keep. So where am I going with all this? It’s quite simple. If any new taxes are levied on me, or my company, my reaction will be swift and simple. I fire you. I fire your co-workers. You can then plead with the government to pay for your mortgage, your SUV, and your child’s future. Frankly, it isn’t my problem any more. Then, I will close this company down, move to another country, and retire.

    You see, I’m done. I’m done with a country that penalizes the productive and gives to the unproductive. My motivation to work and to provide jobs will be destroyed, and with it, will be my citizenship.

    While tax cuts to 95% of America sounds great on paper, don’t forget the backstory: If there is no job, there is no income to tax. A tax cut on zero dollars is zero. So, when you make decision to vote, ask yourself, who understands the economics of business ownership and who doesn’t? Whose policies will endanger your job? Answer those questions and you should know who might be the one capable of saving your job. While the media wants to tell you “It’s the economy Stupid” I’m telling you it isn’t.

    If you lose your job, it won’t be at the hands of the economy; it will be at the hands of a political hurricane that swept through this country, steamrolled the Constitution, and will have changed its landscape forever. If that happens, you can find me in South Caribbean sitting on a beach, retired, and with no employees to worry about.

    Signed, Your boss,
    After lunch the players lounged about the hotel patio watching the surf fling white plumes high against the darkening sky. Clouds were piling up in the west… Vince Lombardi frowned.

  • #2
    I have sent this to like twenty of my friends. Great letter. Thanks for posting!!

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    • #3
      Hook, line, and sinker.

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      • #4
        Atlas is getting ready to shrug? Atlas shrugged long ago.
        C.H.U.D.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Tyrone Bigguns
          Hook, line, and sinker.
          C.H.U.D.

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          • #6
            What a whiny little bitch, does he think he is entitled to something.

            Leave the country that made you a millionaire you little punk ass, I'm sure one of your employees will start up their own business from the void you leave.

            Somebody call the Waambulance, what a Dumbass
            Baah

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            • #7
              Partial has 20 friends!?

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              • #8
                Re: Atlas is getting ready to shrug.

                In fact, I was married to my business — hard work, discipline, and sacrifice.

                Meanwhile, my friends got jobs. They worked 40 hours a week and made a modest $50K a year
                There are no $50K jobs where you only work 40 hours/week. This douche bag doesn't realize how hard and long lowly employees are typically working in most decent-paying jobs.

                What a nausiating individual.

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                • #9
                  Did he actually call the American people "mud"? Is that like "mud people"?

                  There are points of truth in the article, but the overall tone is much too negative, and the prescription for the patient--stimulating business because it is the "heart" of America? No. Business is the servant of America, the paid provider that if it is an honest and dedicated servant, should be patronized and encouraged. However, if parts of that production and service sector show loyalty to others--businesses going international in their loyalty, then the true heart of America--the people--need to disown them. I do not mean to imply that doing business internationally is automatically bad--just that it should be done from an exploiting pro-American point of view--And when a business ceases to operate that way, it ceases to be deserving of American loyalty and all that implies.

                  If the "shrug" is supposed to mean the current economic situation, I say again, that was contrived by the media and is perpetuated by the fact that so many believed the propaganda and shutdown consumer spending--the "heart" falling prey to a "virus" called the mainstream media.
                  What could be more GOOD and NORMAL and AMERICAN than Packer Football?

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Tyrone Bigguns
                    Hook, line, and sinker.
                    The warning label on a 5-inch fishing lure with a three-pronged hook says, “Harmful if swallowed.” Thank God for lawyers.
                    After lunch the players lounged about the hotel patio watching the surf fling white plumes high against the darkening sky. Clouds were piling up in the west… Vince Lombardi frowned.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by HowardRoark
                      Originally posted by Tyrone Bigguns
                      Hook, line, and sinker.
                      The warning label on a 5-inch fishing lure with a three-pronged hook says, “Harmful if swallowed.” Thank God for lawyers.
                      I thought you were a bit brighter than this Howard. You disappoint me.

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                      • #12
                        Re: Atlas is getting ready to shrug.

                        Originally posted by Harlan Huckleby
                        In fact, I was married to my business — hard work, discipline, and sacrifice.

                        Meanwhile, my friends got jobs. They worked 40 hours a week and made a modest $50K a year
                        There are no $50K jobs where you only work 40 hours/week. This douche bag doesn't realize how hard and long lowly employees are typically working in most decent-paying jobs.

                        What a nausiating individual.
                        Come HH. This is clearly a spam email. Mr. Crowley didn't write it.

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                        • #13


                          'Atlas Shrugged': From Fiction to Fact in 52 Years
                          "Never, never ever support a punk like mraynrand. Rather be as I am and feel real sympathy for his sickness." - Woodbuck

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by HowardRoark
                            The warning label on a 5-inch fishing lure with a three-pronged hook says, “Harmful if swallowed.”
                            Good thing that fish can't read!

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by mraynrand
                              http://online.wsj.com/article/SB123146363567166677.html

                              'Atlas Shrugged': From Fiction to Fact in 52 Years
                              Wow...imagine that coming out of the wall street journal.

                              How are we going to pay the Marines that will have to go save that guy's ass when Castro invades the beach he has been kicking back on?
                              C.H.U.D.

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