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  • Dear World

    Dear World:


    We, the United States of America, your top quality supplier of the ideals of liberty and democracy, would like to apologize for our 2001-2008 interruption in service. The technical fault that led to this eight-year service outage has been located, and the software responsible was replaced on November 4, 2008. Early tests of the newly installed program indicate that we are now operating correctly, and we expect to be fully functional on January 20, 2009. We apologize for any inconvenience caused by the outage. We look forward to resuming full service and hope to improve in years to come. We thank you for your patience and understanding.



    Sincerely,


    THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA

  • #2
    You are a moron.
    "Never, never ever support a punk like mraynrand. Rather be as I am and feel real sympathy for his sickness." - Woodbuck

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    • #3
      With all due respect. Grow up.
      Lombardi told Starr to "Run it, and let's get the hell out of here!" - 'Ice Bowl' December 31, 1967

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      • #4
        Originally posted by mraynrand
        You are a moron.
        Name caller
        Originally posted by 3irty1
        This is museum quality stupidity.

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        • #5
          Attention World;

          Disregard the last message, somehow she got out of her restraints.

          After lunch the players lounged about the hotel patio watching the surf fling white plumes high against the darkening sky. Clouds were piling up in the west… Vince Lombardi frowned.

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          • #6
            I love it....my expectations were met

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            • #7
              Originally posted by packinpatland
              I love it....my expectations were met
              Congratulations
              "Never, never ever support a punk like mraynrand. Rather be as I am and feel real sympathy for his sickness." - Woodbuck

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Zool
                Originally posted by mraynrand
                You are a moron.
                Name caller
                Call namer
                "Never, never ever support a punk like mraynrand. Rather be as I am and feel real sympathy for his sickness." - Woodbuck

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                • #9
                  Threads like this honestly make me sad for America.

                  This, world, is our promised vision of hope, change, and bipartisan cooperation you've heard so much about this past year. Enjoy.
                  "You're all very smart, and I'm very dumb." - Partial

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                  • #10
                    I'm already feeling the peace and warmth of unity.
                    Apparently we ARE the change we've been waiting for!
                    [QUOTE=George Cumby] ...every draft (Ted) would pick a solid, dependable, smart, athletically limited linebacker...the guy who isn't doing drugs, going to strip bars, knocking around his girlfriend or making any plays of game changing significance.

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                    • #11
                      It is all very astonishing isn't it?
                      Lombardi told Starr to "Run it, and let's get the hell out of here!" - 'Ice Bowl' December 31, 1967

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by swede
                        I'm already feeling the peace and warmth of unity.
                        Apparently we ARE the change we've been waiting for!
                        I like warm feelings!

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                        • #13
                          "I've got one word for you- Dallas, Texas, Super Bowl"- Jermichael Finley

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                          • #14
                            My post was one that was meant to inject a little levity.......and a bit of truth at the same time.

                            You guys can be such hyprcrites sometimes.

                            ......and not that it matters, I didn't write it, it was received today. I would imagine it's made the rounds. Altho, probably not on your 'circuit'.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by packinpatland
                              My post was one that was meant to inject a little levity.......and a bit of truth at the same time.

                              You guys can be such hyprcrites sometimes.
                              Let's see.....what part was levity, and what part was truth? And tell us about the hypocricy.
                              After lunch the players lounged about the hotel patio watching the surf fling white plumes high against the darkening sky. Clouds were piling up in the west… Vince Lombardi frowned.

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