HAPPY FUN PLACE/ NO SPIN ZONE

[Guiness]

he does have the coolest bottle of beer to yet appear on PR

Like YOU know anything about beer.





:P

well, i am norm

st. bernardus abt, gotta love a beer that tastes great and can put you on your ass

i think i still have a couple around here somewhere

Ya recognized it, didja? Good catch.

Next up I think I'll get a pic up of a Unibroue brew...

[GrnBay007]

One Question

IF YOU COULD UNDERSTAND ANOTHER LANGUAGE, WHAT WOULD IT BE

MY ANSWER: WOMEN

Because you are my friend, I've decided to help you out.


NINE WORDS WOMEN USE

(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. (this obviously does not apply to PR women!)

(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in "fine."

(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of "nothing.")

(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will bring on a "whatever").

(8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F-- YOU! (not my word, this is a forward)

(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.

:P

[Bretsky]

One Question

IF YOU COULD UNDERSTAND ANOTHER LANGUAGE, WHAT WOULD IT BE

MY ANSWER: WOMEN

Because you are my friend, I've decided to help you out.


NINE WORDS WOMEN USE

(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. (this obviously does not apply to PR women!)

(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in "fine."

(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of "nothing.")

(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will bring on a "whatever").

(8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F-- YOU! (not my word, this is a forward)

(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.

:P

HERE IS SAM'S INTERPRETATION OF THE ABOVE NINE WORDS

1. FINE- It's about time the chick admits she is wrong

2. Five Minutes- Any reference to time means the seconds before the next booty call...........MANLAW

3. NOTHING- Clearly this is a gals attempt to let us know that she cannot clearly illustrate what she is saying so it's not worth it

4. Go Ahead- OPEN THE FLOODGATES; ALL CLEAR

5. Loud Sigh- A sure sign of confusion

6. That's OK- All is good in Manworld

7. Thanks- Say you are welcome even though you might be in shock

8. Whatever- What every man wants to hear; sing of submission to our wants

9. Don't worry about it- All clear; move on and all will get over it

[GrnBay007]

A MAN WHO KNOWS HIS MATH


He writes:

I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female driver, who cut right in front of a pickup truck, causing the driver to drive onto the shoulder to avoid hitting her.

This evidently angered the driver enough that he hung his arm out his window and gave the woman the finger.

'Man, that guy is stupid,' I thought to myself. I ALWAYS smile nicely and wave in a sheepish manner whenever a female does anything to me in traffic, and here's why:

I drive 48 miles each way every day to work.

That's 96 miles each day.

Of these, 16 miles each way is bumper-to bumper

Most of the bumper-to-bumper is on an 8 lane highway.

There are 7 cars every 40 feet for 32 miles.

That works out to 982 cars every mile, or 31,424 cars.

Even though the rest of the 32 miles is not
bumper-to-bumper, I figure I pass at least
another 4000 cars.

That brings the number to something like 36,000 cars that I pass every day.

Statistically, females drive half of these.

That's 18,000 women drivers!

In any given group of females, 1 in 28 has PMS.

That's 642.

According to Cosmopolitan, 70% describe their love life as dissatisfying or unrewarding.

That's 449.

According to the National Institute of Health, 22% of all females have seriously considered suicide or homicide.

That's 98.

And 34% describe men as their biggest problem.

That's 33.

According to the National Rifle Association, 5% of all females carry weapons and this number is increasing.

That means that EVERY SINGLE DAY, I drive past at least one female that has a lousy love life, thinks men are her biggest problem, has seriously considered suicide or homicide, has PMS, and is armed.

Give her the finger?

I don't think so.


:P

[Deputy Nutz]

I hate this thread already

[GrnBay007]

I hate this thread already

Fun Hater! :P

[Guiness]

St-Ambroise Oatmeal Stout. just sayin'

[3irty1]

St-Ambroise Oatmeal Stout. just sayin'

Left Hand Brewing Company Milk Stout.

[red]

my rochefort 8 clone fermenting in the other room

[Freak Out]

my rochefort 8 clone fermenting in the other room

Rochefort 10 is one of the best ever.

[Freak Out]

We should plan a Packerrats beer tasting....I could bring a bunch of crazy Alaska and west coast stuff....

[red]

my rochefort 8 clone fermenting in the other room

Rochefort 10 is one of the best ever.

agreed

[red]

i'm pissed there isn't a new episode of the office tonight

and what the fuck isn't earl on? some animated show is on instead talking about dragon masters or some shit

guess i gotta watch hell's kitchen

[Guiness]

Pretty surprised to see the following for 'Les Biere Trappistes' that there is here.

For something completely different, I suggest Innocent Gun

A Scotish Beer aged in oak bourbon barrels. I've never even heard of this anywhere else!

http://www.innisandgunn.com/index.htm

[Freak Out]

Pretty surprised to see the following for 'Les Biere Trappistes' that there is here.

For something completely different, I suggest Innocent Gun

A Scotish Beer aged in oak bourbon barrels. I've never even heard of this anywhere else!

http://www.innisandgunn.com/index.htm

There are loads of beer aged in all kinds of oak...scotch, bourbon, sherry, wine....you name it they've tried it. Unless of course you were being sarcastic....? No matter..some great oaked beers come from your part of the country.