No more sneaking around on your spouse!

[LL2]

Your man or woman will know where you are now.

http://www.cnn.com/2009/TECH/02/04/google.latitude/index.html

[bobblehead]

The real problem is when my wife notices that I seem to be carrying her sisters GPS at random hotel rooms around town.

[Partial]

My girlfriend uses the old "smell yo dick" philosophy.

[Kiwon]

My girlfriend uses the old "smell yo dick" philosophy.

TMI

[hoosier]

My girlfriend uses the old "smell yo dick" philosophy.

Given your description of your "dislocated" ankle and your significant weight gain in the fat-body thread, something tells me that infidelity isn't an issue for you two right now.