OFFICIAL THREAD about "NOTHING"

[GrnBay007]

My mind is turning into jello from giving people bad news

Because they don't qualify? Is it the FICO scores not being high enough?

Sucks giving bad news. I have to do that occasionally too! lol

[Bretsky]

My mind is turning into jello from giving people bad news

Because they don't qualify? Is it the FICO scores not being high enough?

Sucks giving bad news. I have to do that occasionally too! lol

FICO and no equity. And then people who have always had solid credit coming in after being laid off from work. My magic is gone

[GrnBay007]

My boy (13) has his first girlfriend.

I don't like picking him up from school and seeing her gropping him.

They only go places together with a group of friends. And it's ALWAYS a very public place.

I think this is too young to even be thinking of a g/f. He should only be thinking of grades and sports!!!!!

[Bretsky]

My five year old had her kindergarden screening last week

She corrected something the teacher said that was grammatically incorrect
she's quite confident and a borderline know it all

The teacher asked for her drawing...she was demonstrative in noting that...

first she has to put her name on............and she is going to write

"Name" follwed by "Kiara W" because she doesn't know how to spell the whole last name yet and doesn't know how to spell all of the words.

She then noted she doesn't know how to read all of the words quite yet.....but she knows a good share of them

The Teacher noted "Oh Yeah, you are ready for school"


TOO FUNNY

[Deputy Nutz]

I am sorry to say this 007 but if they are going to little middle school dances they are grinding all over each other. The other week at a middle school dance in our area two kids were issued tickets by a police officer for getting too jiggy with it. Now kids have to get permission slips signed by parents letting parents know that students caught "grinding" will be ticketed and possibly suspended from school.

[Bretsky]

I got my first parking ticket of the year today; Dam tire marking puke

Parked right outside of my office; 90 minute slot.

I was there for about two hours and was geting up to go.

Took one more phone call for 10 minutes; about five minutes later a couple bank employees were pointing at me, laughing and imitating a cop writing out a ticket.

And the call was a shitty one to boot

[Bretsky]

I SUPPORT open breast feeding in public; Freedom at last, freedom at last

[GrnBay007]

I am sorry to say this 007 but if they are going to little middle school dances they are grinding all over each other. The other week at a middle school dance in our area two kids were issued tickets by a police officer for getting too jiggy with it. Now kids have to get permission slips signed by parents letting parents know that students caught "grinding" will be ticketed and possibly suspended from school.

LOL well, looks like the big guy upstairs is on my side!!!!

Since he's had this g/f there have been 2 school dances canceled due to the weather!!! One remaining this school year.

I'm thinking once baseball season gets rolling she will be the last thing on his mind.

[Bretsky]

I am sorry to say this 007 but if they are going to little middle school dances they are grinding all over each other. The other week at a middle school dance in our area two kids were issued tickets by a police officer for getting too jiggy with it. Now kids have to get permission slips signed by parents letting parents know that students caught "grinding" will be ticketed and possibly suspended from school.

LOL well, looks like the big guy upstairs is on my side!!!!

Since he's had this g/f there have been 2 school dances canceled due to the weather!!! One remaining this school year.

I'm thinking once baseball season gets rolling she will be the last thing on his mind.

that's my strategy................think baseball

Ideal stolen from the Naked Gun Movie

[SkinBasket]

Don't stand behind me.

[Bretsky]

Bretsky is at the Tundra Lodge in GB this weekend with family and ponders how life changes when kids are in the hotel room

[Deputy Nutz]

Bretsky is at the Tundra Lodge in GB this weekend with family and ponders how life changes when kids are in the hotel room

Just claim that you and mommy are just wresling

[Freak Out]

I opened a La Chouffe golden last night that basically exploded on me....it was champagne like in it's fervor. Tasty after it settled down though.

[Bretsky]

I let two cars go ahead of me through stop signs today. The good hearted thing to do. One gentleman gave me the wave and nod.

The chick, who was kind of hot, did not even acknowledge that I let her go ahead of her. Kind of like it was expected or that person always got what she want.

What is it with not giving the friendly nod, or wave, when a person does something nice for you.

I'd actaully like a wink, or a kiss blown my way, from a hottie.

BUT NO WAVE OR NOD ??


I need to ponder this and wonder if I will become an agressive stop sign flyer the next time a girl arrives shortly after me.

I'm upset over the NO WAVE

[Joemailman]

Next time you meet a hottie , just hurl.

"I say hurl. If you blow chunks and she comes back, she's yours. If you spew and she bolts, then it was never meant to be."