OFFICIAL THREAD about "NOTHING"

[easy cheesy]

T-1 is giving a proper "shout out" to t-4.... pass the salami please and where the hell are the wool socks? LOLZ!

[MJZiggy]

Just wait 'till you are 91. You will pee in your sleep as well. Keep doing those Kegel exercises.

At least they can put a diaper on me. What am I supposed to do with her?

[Little Whiskey]

have you seen old yeller?

[HowardRoark]

Laying on the couch pondering life while I try to finish making a summer blanket for the bed. I've learned a lot that I can share, but there is so much more to go...Once I have life figured out, I need to clean the refrigerator.

What were you laying?

[hoosier]

My old dog is now officially incontinent. What to do with a 13-year-old dog who pees in her sleep...

Sorry to hear about your dog's incontinence. It sucks when our bodies start to betray us.

If you don't like Whiskey's solution, which is drastic, start her on a continuous coffee IV drip. You might think that would just exacerbate the peeing problem but it will also keep her awake. If she is able to control where she goes that might be a workable solution. Don't think I'm advocating some inhumane solution either. Dogs sleep 95% of their life away, surely she has enough sleep stored up that a bout of insomnia wouldn't hurt her.

[mraynrand]

If you don't like Whiskey's solution, which is drastic, start her on a continuous coffee IV drip.]

Krusty ran out of those over-the-counter wake up drugs.

[SkinBasket]

At least they can put a diaper on me. What am I supposed to do with her?

Dog diapers or have her put down. You'll have to take her's and your own quality of life into account. You assumed the role of her pack leader knowing this day would come.

I guess you could also try just giving her water only on a regular schedule so you can avoid her sleeping with much in her bladder.

[mraynrand]

Dog diapers or have her put down. You'll have to take her's and your own quality of life into account. You assumed the role of her pack leader knowing this day would come.

I guess you could also try just giving her water only on a regular schedule so you can avoid her sleeping with much in her bladder.

Good answer. Plus you can always crate the dog at night, but you're going to have a clean-up routine every day.

[MJZiggy]

Good answer. Plus you can always crate the dog at night, but you're going to have a clean-up routine every day.

She's had a violent fear of the crate since she was about 7 months old when I came home from work to find her panicked. I think lightning must have struck just outside the window or something. I think the temporary solution until we find something better is going to be to replace the insides of her dog bed with small animal bedding like cedar shavings or something. Then we just hope she starts sleeping on the tile floor in the bathroom as it gets too warm in her dog bed. At least that I can clean up, but the wood floors are a little tricky.

[Freak Out]

Some kind of lined secondary containment of the dog bed. Lots of commercial absorbents available. As long as the dog only sleeps in that bed while in the house........

If you enjoy the animal then there is no reason to put it down for peeing in it's sleep. I would have been dead long ago if that was the case...

[MJZiggy]

Some kind of lined secondary containment of the dog bed. Lots of commercial absorbents available. As long as the dog only sleeps in that bed while in the house........

If you enjoy the animal then there is no reason to put it down for peeing in it's sleep. I would have been dead long ago if that was the case...

That's the challenge, keeping her in the bed. She likes the floor. I wonder if I put a puppy pad on the floor would she sleep on it.

[Deputy Nutz]

Anyone watch the really shitty show Gigilos on Showtime? What a crappy attempt at making a reality show. Faker than Ziggy's tits.

[Kiwon]

I have an idea. How about a FLOTUS troll doll?

[Deputy Nutz]

Is that Rhianna?

[Scott Campbell]

My old dog is now officially incontinent. What to do with a 13-year-old dog who pees in her sleep...

That's a tough one. Mine is 15, and still pretty spry. But I'm always checking to see if she's still breathing every morning.