OFFICIAL THREAD about "NOTHING"

[MichiganPackerFan]

Just blew back in from Florida. Good time except getting my wallet stolen at the beach. Flying home with no ID whatsoever. Now there's a good time for ya! Thank heavens I wasn't on my own there 'cause without ID you also can't do any more than close your bank accounts. Lesson learned--keep a secondary ID in your suitcase.

How did you get on the flight?

You go to the airport and they give you your boarding pass and then when you get to security, you tell them your wallet was stolen and they ask for a credit card and you remind them that your wallet was stolen, then they ask for the police report and they look at you like you're an idiot when you tell them that you thought it more important to cancel your credit cards before leaving for the airport and then they ask if you have any prescriptions in your bag with your name on them and you tell them that you put them in your checked bag so you wouldn't have to take them through security then they call over the head security guy who comes with a phone and then they quiz you about your life for about 20 minutes and then when they're satisfied that either you're you or you know enough about that person to credibly be them, then they pat you down and body scan you and you're done. Keep a secondary ID in your bag.

That sounds like an absolute nightmare. How long did it take you to get from check in to boarding?

[Little Whiskey]

Cause SOMEONE, not mentioning any names got her pregnant, a very uncomfortable and hormonal condition. If he shuts up and does what she wants for a while, she should return to her normal self when it's all over in about 20 years. Geez, you guys bring these things on yourselves and act like you had no part in it.

so the nagging only starts when she got pregnant? is it a one way switch? once you turn it on you can never turn it off?

on a side note. sorry to hear about your wallet getting stolen.......did you nag your guy the whole way back because you told him to carry your ID? just kidding!

[Scott Campbell]

I find that there is a lot less nagging if I pretend I care how their day went.

[Little Whiskey]

I find that there is a lot less nagging if I pretend I care how their day went.

I find there is a lot less nagging if i pretend that I'm listening to it.

[Scott Campbell]

I find that there is a lot less nagging if I pretend I care how their day went.

I find there is a lot less nagging if i pretend that I'm listening to it.

I guess it goes without saying that you can't pretend that you care unless you can fake sincerity.

[Brando19]

Fixing up the baby nursery today. Geesh...is it me or can a woman nag?

It is not you

no doubt. how does scott handle it?

Let's all just take a moment to recall why he needs to be fixing up a nursery and lay off the poor girl, shall we?

Ok. did that, what's next? Can you tell us why she nags?

Cause SOMEONE, not mentioning any names got her pregnant, a very uncomfortable and hormonal condition. If he shuts up and does what she wants for a while, she should return to her normal self when it's all over in about 20 years. Geez, you guys bring these things on yourselves and act like you had no part in it.

You guys are funny.

MJ...she was practically begging for my man stuff. Now that she got it...she acts like I did something bad...lol. I worked in the nursery all day, putting things together I never knew existed (a foot rocker for a rocking chair?) and still I did so many things wrong. Psh...pregnancy...try having blue balls. I kid, I kid.

[MJZiggy]

Fixing up the baby nursery today. Geesh...is it me or can a woman nag?

It is not you

no doubt. how does scott handle it?

Let's all just take a moment to recall why he needs to be fixing up a nursery and lay off the poor girl, shall we?

Ok. did that, what's next? Can you tell us why she nags?

Cause SOMEONE, not mentioning any names got her pregnant, a very uncomfortable and hormonal condition. If he shuts up and does what she wants for a while, she should return to her normal self when it's all over in about 20 years. Geez, you guys bring these things on yourselves and act like you had no part in it.

You guys are funny.

MJ...she was practically begging for my man stuff. Now that she got it...she acts like I did something bad...lol. I worked in the nursery all day, putting things together I never knew existed (a foot rocker for a rocking chair?) and still I did so many things wrong. Psh...pregnancy...try having blue balls. I kid, I kid.

If it makes you feel any better, my kid is 11 and I still use that footstool.

[MJZiggy]

Just blew back in from Florida. Good time except getting my wallet stolen at the beach. Flying home with no ID whatsoever. Now there's a good time for ya! Thank heavens I wasn't on my own there 'cause without ID you also can't do any more than close your bank accounts. Lesson learned--keep a secondary ID in your suitcase.

How did you get on the flight?

You go to the airport and they give you your boarding pass and then when you get to security, you tell them your wallet was stolen and they ask for a credit card and you remind them that your wallet was stolen, then they ask for the police report and they look at you like you're an idiot when you tell them that you thought it more important to cancel your credit cards before leaving for the airport and then they ask if you have any prescriptions in your bag with your name on them and you tell them that you put them in your checked bag so you wouldn't have to take them through security then they call over the head security guy who comes with a phone and then they quiz you about your life for about 20 minutes and then when they're satisfied that either you're you or you know enough about that person to credibly be them, then they pat you down and body scan you and you're done. Keep a secondary ID in your bag.

That sounds like an absolute nightmare. How long did it take you to get from check in to boarding?

We came way early expecting to have to jump through a million hoops, but it just took longer to get through security and then you're automatically one of the people who gets body scanned and patted down. Once it was done we had time to go to the Chili's airside before boarding. I will still never again travel without a secondary ID and a couple bucks stuck in my luggage.

[MJZiggy]

Cause SOMEONE, not mentioning any names got her pregnant, a very uncomfortable and hormonal condition. If he shuts up and does what she wants for a while, she should return to her normal self when it's all over in about 20 years. Geez, you guys bring these things on yourselves and act like you had no part in it.

so the nagging only starts when she got pregnant? is it a one way switch? once you turn it on you can never turn it off?

on a side note. sorry to hear about your wallet getting stolen.......did you nag your guy the whole way back because you told him to carry your ID? just kidding!

Ok, perhaps I forgot to mention that there is a select group of men out there who need to be nagged in order for anything to get done. I don't happen to have one of those right now, so I kind of forgot about it.

[Iron Mike]

HAPPY STAR WARS DAY!!!!!
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*May the 4th be with you!!!

[MJZiggy]

A mouse's existence came to a screeching (likely) halt today when the stupid thing ventured into my dining room, home of a dog who likes catching small critters and a cat. And somehow they left enough behind that I had to clean the little moron off the floor. Ew. No one with four feet is kissing me anytime soon.

On a side note, the cat's toilet training is coming right along, If I could only retrain the kid to keep the lid up. It's still ok, we're at the stage where you have the litter pan elevated to the level of the toilet. So my life has come to this. Toilet training a cat.

[Iron Mike]

http://shitmykidsruined.com/

[Little Whiskey]

https://www.peopleofwalmart.com

[Freak Out]

DAYUM! I travel quite a bit and end up renting cars all over the place and have always been shocked at some of the concession taxes you end up having to pay.....the bar has been raised by the taxes at the Lihue airport on Kauai!

[SkinBasket]

You would think they could make antibiotics a little fucking smaller these days.