OFFICIAL THREAD about "NOTHING"

[Iron Mike]

What did your wife do before you got married that she doesn't get the chance to do anymore?

Had sex

Fixed.

[Bretsky]

Wow. Way to hang in there. I would have quit after 5 or 6 years if I hadn't won a game.

oops......lol............I should have noted we won our 1st softball game this year in league
That was poorly worded

Had I not won I'd have been done before year two. Many league titles and tourney's over the years.

[Zool]

I won my first softball game tonight. It is my 28th year playing. I always said I'd play til 45 and then debate at this point. I play co ed with a bunch of 25yr old hotties.
They keep wanting me back because I pitch and I can throw 7 out of 10 strikes at will...aka....I walk one to two people per season.

Next year I may go Don Driver and retire. If I keep playing my fear is I'll still be pitching 9 years from now so I can play slow pitch softball with my second daughter when she is 18.

Nice longevity B. I had to hang em up this season. After tearing out meniscus last year turning out of the batters box (lefty) I figured that was nature saying "you're done".

[Zool]

Couple good lookin' fellows watching a horse race.

[MadtownPacker]

Oh shit!! ARod looking like a fucking cartel member.

[Bretsky]

Nice longevity B. I had to hang em up this season. After tearing out meniscus last year turning out of the batters box (lefty) I figured that was nature saying "you're done".

Yes, I empathize about the knee. I have a fully torn ACL right now and the doc also needs to clean up the miniscus with something called a miniscopoly...or some fancy procedure. I play co ed softball with a bunch of 20 hotties.....and I pitch and can still throw about seven out of ten strikes. Docs says I can't damage it worse than it is so I'm playing the summer before surgery and working through the pain. Today this knee feels like a vegetable

[MJZiggy]

Soooo...I'm scrolling through the twitter feed at work, and there's this tweet from a small-town paper that says a man was accused of child rape. I didn't click the link, but started thinking about what kind of punishments might be suitable for a crime like that. I was thinking that being sent of to his prison sentence with no pants allowed on him might be a nice start. Call it an open invitation.

[Bretsky]

I've heard prison is a terrible place for those who commit bad crimes against children.....it should be

[Joemailman]

Might have to see the new Star Trek movie.

[Iron Mike]

http://www.latimes.com/entertainment/gossip/la-et-mg-charlie-sheen-changes-name-carlos-estevez-machete-kills-20130525,0,521535.story

[easy cheesy]

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/thong-cape-scooter-man-escapes-law-wrath-article-1.1354565

[MJZiggy]

Arlington was amazing this year. Got stuck in a traffic jam on the way out of the cemetery and passed a MASSIVE bike rally across from the Pentagon. Even coming from Milwaukee, that was the biggest I've ever seen.

[Bretsky]

I saw two cute lesbians in Milwaukee...both blazing hot......was it bad of me to point this out to my wife...and say....Look Jodi.....a hot lesbian couple...I told you they exist !!

[MJZiggy]

I saw two cute lesbians in Milwaukee...both blazing hot......was it bad of me to point this out to my wife...and say....Look Jodi.....a hot lesbian couple...I told you they exist !!

I'm guessing she knows you well enough by now that this was not unexpected...

[Bretsky]

TRUE