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  • A durian falling on a person's head can cause serious injuries or death because it is heavy and armed with sharp thorns, and may fall from a significant height, so wearing a hardhat is recommended when collecting the fruit. For this reason the durian is sometimes called the most dangerous fruit in the world, along with its name in Vietnamese, sầu riêng, meaning "private sorrow".


    .. its odor is best described as pig-shit, turpentine and onions, garnished with a gym sock. It can be smelled from yards away. Despite its great local popularity, the raw fruit is forbidden from some establishments such as hotels, subways and airports, including public transportation in Southeast Asia

    Durian is not recommended for consuming with alcoholic beverages, as the combination of natural substances is a powerful producer of internal gas
    "Never, never ever support a punk like mraynrand. Rather be as I am and feel real sympathy for his sickness." - Woodbuck

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    • This is the funniest gd website I have ever seen. I've read about 8 pages and am still giggling like a school girl.

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      • Originally posted by Partial
        http://twitter.com/cwalken
        How did I miss Walken..?
        C.H.U.D.

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        • Don't know how you missed it. Funny shit, though.

          Someone, my "funniest damn website" link didn't show up.

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          • LOL, class average for an Operating Systems midterm: 33.69% Not a single person scored above 50. Bad test? I think so!

            Object-oriented programming midterm: 54.14% class average! Cute!

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            • Originally posted by Partial
              LOL, class average for an Operating Systems midterm: 33.69% Not a single person scored above 50. Bad test? I think so!

              Object-oriented programming midterm: 54.14% class average! Cute!
              Dumb and lazy.

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              • After lunch the players lounged about the hotel patio watching the surf fling white plumes high against the darkening sky. Clouds were piling up in the west… Vince Lombardi frowned.

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                • Independence Day is on. I don't love the movie...but I'm watching it.

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                  • I'm addicted to Friday Night Lights; can't believe more are not fans.

                    2nd best show behind 24
                    TERD Buckley over Troy Vincent, Robert Ferguson over Chris Chambers, Kevn King instead of TJ Watt, and now, RICH GANNON, over JIMMY JIMMY JIMMY LEONARD. Thank you FLOWER

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                    • I may go bowling with the kids; the bumpers should help my spares
                      TERD Buckley over Troy Vincent, Robert Ferguson over Chris Chambers, Kevn King instead of TJ Watt, and now, RICH GANNON, over JIMMY JIMMY JIMMY LEONARD. Thank you FLOWER

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                      • Lesson learned: never eat eggs while watching ER. Blech.
                        "Greatness is not an act... but a habit.Greatness is not an act... but a habit." -Greg Jennings

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                        • An Officer and a Gentleman is on. Love that movie!

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                          • I bowled a 256, then a 236, and then a 136
                            go figure
                            TERD Buckley over Troy Vincent, Robert Ferguson over Chris Chambers, Kevn King instead of TJ Watt, and now, RICH GANNON, over JIMMY JIMMY JIMMY LEONARD. Thank you FLOWER

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                            • I had a birthday yesterday...I'm 25. Happy Birthday to me!

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                              • Happy Birthday man!!!

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