OFFICIAL THREAD about "NOTHING"

[HowardRoark]

will somebody take my wife for the weekend ?

I want to rent a dumpster and throw away an entire room in our basement.

Then I can move some stuff there that we actually use and the house can get in order.

QFT x 1000

I can only get away with small amounts when she is gone (she would notice bigger chunks of junk missing....although I never tested this theory). I did talk her into a dumpster last year, but she had to be around. Still filled it.

[Scott Campbell]

will somebody take my wife for the weekend ?

I want to rent a dumpster and throw away an entire room in our basement.

Then I can move some stuff there that we actually use and the house can get in order.

Perhaps Scott Campbell could volunteer ? He already has 7 wives so one more gal around would not hurt

I get $5 an hour for wife sitting. Thing is, once she gets a taste of living the life, she might decide to play for team Campbell.

[Bretsky]

I need two days
the first day the dumpster gets filled and then I jump on the junk and stuff it down
Then I fill it again and they haul it away

[Scott Campbell]

You guys need a dumpster for your wives junk? That sounds expensive.

[GrnBay007]

will somebody take my wife for the weekend ?

I want to rent a dumpster and throw away an entire room in our basement.

Then I can move some stuff there that we actually use and the house can get in order.

QFT x 1000

I can only get away with small amounts when she is gone (she would notice bigger chunks of junk missing....although I never tested this theory). I did talk her into a dumpster last year, but she had to be around. Still filled it.

Funny! Reminds me of my neighbors. They are retired and he is always trying to sneak stuff out of the house for garbage day. Problem is he takes it out too early so she has time to look things over. He's always commenting about it.

[Bretsky]

You guys need a dumpster for your wives junk? That sounds expensive.

I might need two dumpsters for my wife's junk

[Deputy Nutz]

New show on A&E, Horders. About people that pack their homes full of useless shit because they are fucking insane.

[Partial]

Still having a very tough time adjusting to life without some of my best friends by my side all day. I really miss my old job, this new one is not nearly as social, has way less freedom (less agile), and overall isn't with as cool of people or in as cool of a location. That said, I'm hoping it gets better because the money is just too good to pass up

[Brando19]

New show on A&E, Horders. About people that pack their homes full of useless shit because they are fucking insane.

Seen it. Absolutely stupid people. One guy couldn't get to his back door so he had to crawl out the freaking window. He said he'd been doing it for over a year! The shit was piled to the ceiling!

[Bretsky]

I came home to very loud kids today and a very ornry wife
I went upstairs and brought my softball clothes down and as I'm changing...........I can see my wife is angrier as she remembered she gave me clearance to play co-ed softball on Tuesdays.

As I ponder all of this I recall the apathy of all of this when we had one kid
And then I'm kind of needed with two
And now I'm a necessity with two girls and the terror

Well, at least it's good to feel wanted

[HowardRoark]

I picked up my 1st grader today from school and he told me that he couldn't get a song out his head all day....he started humming a Wilco song.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJbLvQkCwRc&feature=related

I am trying to figure out if I should be proud, or if I should be revisiting my parenting methods.

[Bretsky]

this morning the overconfident clever 5 year old girl declared the little man just crapped in his pants and asked me if I could change it

I look seriously at her and said, little girls don't say the word Crap

She looked seriously back and said, "well, you and mom do" !

[GrnBay007]

this morning the overconfident clever 5 year old girl declared the little man just crapped in his pants and asked me if I could change it

I look seriously at her and said, little girls don't say the word Crap

She looked seriously back and said, "well, you and mom do" !

...well at least she didn't say, "ok fine, he just shit his pants".

[Tyrone Bigguns]

[quote="HowardRoark"]I picked up my 1st grader today from school and he told me that he couldn't get a song out his head all day....he started humming a Wilco song.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJbLvQkCwRc&feature=related

I am trying to figure out if I should be proud, or if I should be revisiting my parenting methods.[/quote

Probably gonna be a liberal as well. You are fucked.

[HowardRoark]

[quote="Tyrone Bigguns"]

I picked up my 1st grader today from school and he told me that he couldn't get a song out his head all day....he started humming a Wilco song.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJbLvQkCwRc&feature=related

I am trying to figure out if I should be proud, or if I should be revisiting my parenting methods.[/quote

Probably gonna be a liberal as well. You are fucked.

Hello, Hello Ty. I hope you had a wonderful day.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izUcir-lUXw