OFFICIAL THREAD about "NOTHING"

[Bretsky]

It's why guys are so ugly and girls are so hot

Curves to the finest

[GrnBay007]

I found my wallet; it was jammed into the spot we keep change. I blame the kids. Brady is taking the balls from the ball pit and throwing left handed fast balls all around the house. Mom will be unhappy; dad is happy Brady is working on his throwing arm at 18 months

You have a lefty pitcher in the house? Sweet! $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

My wife thinks I'm insane; but he's a lefty.

From the time he could sit up I rolled the balls to his left hand side
and encouraged him to throw anything and everything with his left hand

He's thrown stuff over our second floor balcony level to the first floor almost injuring others

He's thrown remotes and plunked the girls with them

He's thrown rocks at places

But as long as he throws lefty it's all good

Got a little cannon too

Did the same thing with my son, except at two he swirched to righty.

That's funny. My Dad was old school. Thought the whole left handed thing was "odd". When my daughter was little and started using her left hand for everything he said, "you know you can correct that if you keep working at it". Told him there was no way I was going to try to change it.....everyone I went to school with that was left handed was extremely intelligent. Happy to say my lil angel has been in honors classes and is now in AP classes in HS.

[Deputy Nutz]

Being a natural lefty I know I am cooler than the rest.

Anyways, I decided that my son is going to work on his dominant hand and become good to outstanding with that hand. He didn't take to batting left handed. That was my big push, but he couldn't hit shit.

[Little Whiskey]

I'm also a Lefty. however, when i was kid I always played with right handed kids and used there gloves. now I throw and bat right handed. however, i write and eat with my left hand. My problem come with it comes to hunting. I am left eye dominate but cannot shoot my bow or gun lefty. I have to close my left eye to shoot. otherwise my pins wonder. pain in the ass

[ThunderDan]

Being a natural lefty I know I am cooler than the rest.

Anyways, I decided that my son is going to work on his dominant hand and become good to outstanding with that hand. He didn't take to batting left handed. That was my big push, but he couldn't hit shit.

I am left handed also. I did everything left handed.

When I was 5 my grandfather cut down a couple of his old golf clubs to teach me how to play. He was a righty so I learned how to golf right handed. After about 2 years of golf I was able to bat both legt and right handed; after 4 I could only bat from the right side.

[ThunderDan]

That's funny. My Dad was old school. Thought the whole left handed thing was "odd". When my daughter was little and started using her left hand for everything he said, "you know you can correct that if you keep working at it". Told him there was no way I was going to try to change it.....everyone I went to school with that was left handed was extremely intelligent. Happy to say my lil angel has been in honors classes and is now in AP classes in HS.

My best friend in high school was from Nicaragua. It is considered bad luck and a sign of the "devil" to be left handed down there. His mother took a belt and belted his left arm to his waist so he would use his right hand. It worked and now Rico is a righty.

[SkinBasket]

My best friend in high school was from Nicaragua. It is considered bad luck and a sign of the "devil" to be left handed down there. His mother took a belt and belted his left arm to his waist so he would use his right hand. It worked and now Rico is a righty.

My best friend in high school's mom was from Columbia. She just expected me to mow their lawn when I visited.

[mraynrand]

His mother took a belt and belted his left arm to his waist so he would use his right hand. It worked and now Rico is a righty.

Uncle Rico!

[Bretsky]

Just spent 30 minutes looking all over the yard for our nice digital camera.....which my beloved spouse had lost after the 5 year olds B'day party.

I commented that she must have put it somewhere very stupid
She looked at a tree and it registered

She put it in between a tree and the branch in between doing a few things

She will not be mistaken for Albert Einstein

[Tyrone Bigguns]

Just spent 30 minutes looking all over the yard for our nice digital camera.....which my beloved spouse had lost after the 5 year olds B'day party.

I commented that she must have put it somewhere very stupid
She looked at a tree and it registered

She put it in between a tree and the branch in between doing a few things

She will not be mistaken for Albert Einstein

Obviously, she married you.

[Bretsky]

Just spent 30 minutes looking all over the yard for our nice digital camera.....which my beloved spouse had lost after the 5 year olds B'day party.

I commented that she must have put it somewhere very stupid
She looked at a tree and it registered

She put it in between a tree and the branch in between doing a few things

She will not be mistaken for Albert Einstein

Obviously, she married you.

kudos for the good roast

She married me for my charm and ability to tell her she does stupid things at the right time

[Tyrone Bigguns]

Just spent 30 minutes looking all over the yard for our nice digital camera.....which my beloved spouse had lost after the 5 year olds B'day party.

I commented that she must have put it somewhere very stupid
She looked at a tree and it registered

She put it in between a tree and the branch in between doing a few things

She will not be mistaken for Albert Einstein

Obviously, she married you.

kudos for the good roast

She married me for my charm and ability to tell her she does stupid things at the right time

She does smart things at the wrong time?

[Little Whiskey]

I was mowing the lawn last night and at about 10pm I found the mole trap I set ealier. or should i say the mower found it.

[Scott Campbell]

I was mowing the lawn last night and at about 10pm I found the mole trap I set ealier. or should i say the mower found it.

What's the damage?

[Little Whiskey]

I was mowing the lawn last night and at about 10pm I found the mole trap I set ealier. or should i say the mower found it.

What's the damage?

Mole trap is destroyed.

I've not had a chance to investigate the tractor yet.