OFFICIAL THREAD about "NOTHING"

[GrnBay007]

Watching the Iowa/Michigan game.

GO HAWKS!!!!

[swede]

It's 82 degrees on a Friday night after the worst week. My son and his bud, who he hasn't seen in weeks, are on the swingset catching up. The dogs are running around the yard and the cat is sitting at the door seriously pissed that he's an indoor cat. People are eating their non-halal halal and it's no longer my problem. There's a wonderful breeze blowing. I think I can finally relax.

Let the damn cat out.

Remindsme of a story:

Two unmarried sisters shared a house together and lived a very sheltered life. They never entertained men or frequented places containing men. They frowned upon off-color humor or racy, scandalous talk, and they even made sure that their female cat stayed inside, safe from marauding tomcats.

And then one of the sisters met a man, fell in love, got married, and went on a honeymoon. After a liitle more than a week the other sister received a post card. It said:

Dear Sister,

Am having an amazing time. Will be home in another week.

PS: Let the damn cat out!

[Freak Out]

Why the hell did we pay people not to work today?

[MJZiggy]

So I could have an easy commute for once?

[retailguy]

Why the hell did we pay people not to work today?

Before it became politically incorrect, we used to celebrate the discovery of this country, even after we knew it was not historically accurate....

[retailguy]

So I could have an easy commute for once?

I would personally like to thank you and the rest of the mass transit crowd. Your energy conservation leaves enough fuel for me to continue to drive to work by myself. I'm very grateful. Thank you so much.

[MJZiggy]

It's actually faster. Except maybe for today. I probably could have used the drive too.

[falco]

Why the hell did we pay people not to work today?

Before it became politically incorrect, we used to celebrate the discovery of this country, even after we knew it was not historically accurate....

wow, i don't even know where to go with this one RG.

[SkinBasket]

I wish nutz was better at Gears of War.

[Deputy Nutz]

How many times do I have to beat Street Fighter IV in front of you to show you how small your pecker is.

[GrnBay007]

Just got home from shopping for the accessories for my daughter's homecoming dress. Talk about anxiety! When did homecoming dresses stop being cute and become sexy looking?

[Freak Out]

Just got home from shopping for the accessories for my daughter's homecoming dress. Talk about anxiety! When did homecoming dresses stop being cute and become sexy looking?

Long ago.

[Deputy Nutz]

Just got home from shopping for the accessories for my daughter's homecoming dress. Talk about anxiety! When did homecoming dresses stop being cute and become sexy looking?

When you became a mom.

But really, sex is getting younger and younger

[retailguy]

Just got home from shopping for the accessories for my daughter's homecoming dress. Talk about anxiety! When did homecoming dresses stop being cute and become sexy looking?

Long ago.

Homecoming dresses have always been sexy. You used to want to be sexy, then you justified that by saying sexy was "cute". Now that it's your daughter, you are out of excuses.

Earlier this fall, we were in Kohl's picking out a jacket for our 13 year old. A young boy walked by and actually walked into a display checking her out....

I looked at him, and told him it would be a good idea if he started running... Never saw him again.

[GrnBay007]

Just got home from shopping for the accessories for my daughter's homecoming dress. Talk about anxiety! When did homecoming dresses stop being cute and become sexy looking?

When you became a mom.

LOL...true!!

But really, sex is getting younger and younger

Yeah well, we're ok in that department. ....and hoping for another 3.5 years!