OFFICIAL THREAD about "NOTHING"

[Scott Campbell]

Tiger Woods was bamming a dozen women on the side and they all thought they were his one mistress

HOW CAN a guy put up with 12 women ????????

Is that a rhetorical question?

[Bretsky]

wife is sending out business postcards; she remembered the old Seinfeldt show when George's girlfriend died from licking too many envelopes. I reminded her the life insurance was sub par; she said I could go for the money this time with a chick. I let her know no way............I'd go young.

[MJZiggy]

Go for the money. With her gone, you're gonna need a nanny.

[Tyrone Bigguns]

wife is sending out business postcards; she remembered the old Seinfeldt show when George's girlfriend died from licking too many envelopes. I reminded her the life insurance was sub par; she said I could go for the money this time with a chick. I let her know no way............I'd go young.

Go for the money, it is the only way you are gonna attract a young chick.

[Freak Out]

Well....he lives in Wisconsin and from what I've seen they come pretty cheap.

[SnakeLH2006]

wife is sending out business postcards; she remembered the old Seinfeldt show when George's girlfriend died from licking too many envelopes. I reminded her the life insurance was sub par; she said I could go for the money this time with a chick. I let her know no way............I'd go young.

Go for the money, it is the only way you are gonna attract a young chick.

...or just be good looking like Snake and have some cash at clubs and some personality/charisma. Chicks dig that too. Snake still does pretty well with chicks 10 years my former. I prefer that, in fact. If I'd have known the things I know now, 10 years ago when I was 19, I'd have married Tiger's wife and had better looking kids without the messy divorce......albeit with far less money and more leaked sex tapes.

[SkinBasket]

I got the Christmas spirit and gave the waitress that remembers my son by name despite only seeing us once every 2 or 3 months a $20. I hope she doesn't blow it on meth. Actually I don't care what she blows it on to be honest. That's the true meaning of Christmas. Giving without precondition or judgment.

[swede]

http://www.georgehart.com/bagel/bagel.html

Amaze your kids. annoy your spouse. Cut your bagel into a linked set of bagel rounds.

[MJZiggy]

We are so doing that Christmas morning!

[Iron Mike]

Happy Hannukah, PackerRats!!!!!

[Tyrone Bigguns]

Happy Hannukah, PackerRats!!!!!

how many days late? I'll wish you all a merry xmas december 30th.

[HowardRoark]

Happy Hannukah, PackerRats!!!!!

how many days late? I'll wish you all a merry xmas december 30th.

C'mon Ty, it was a measuring error, you really don't celebrate that fairy tale, do you? I always assumed you were much more Enlightened.

[MJZiggy]

They said if you put aluminum foil on the good chair, that cats don't like the feel of foil under their feet and will learn to stay off of it. I am currently looking across my coffee table at the cat who is getting comfy for a nap on top of the aluminum foil on my favorite chair. Ugly canvas slipcover, here we come!

[Brando19]

HOLY CRAP! I'm totally snowed in. We got 24 inches of snow in 18 hours. My wife is stuck in town because she had to work late (she's staying at her grandmother's house) and I'm home alone with the dogs. My Kawasaki Mule bottomed out! Luckily, the power hasn't gone out yet, but we're expected to get a few more inches by nightfall. This is the worst snow we've had here in 15 years.

[MJZiggy]

I know your pain. It left you and hit us. I'm stuck here unable to finish the Christmas shopping and my kid is stuck at his dad's house when all his friends live here.