OFFICIAL THREAD about "NOTHING"

[MadtownPacker]

Is it normal for teenage boys to be completely oblivious to what is happening within the family? Even when it's been discussed at least 10 times at the dinner table....

"Jessica (cousin) had a baby?"

"I have to go to a wedding this weekend?"

He is thinking about some girl he wants to pop his cherry with.

[GrnBay007]

He is thinking about some girl he wants to pop his cherry with.

Prolly!! ...as long as he's thinkin and not doin!

[red]

Went to this outdoor concert on the river tonight. Jefferson Starship and KC and the Sunshine band. Got free VIP tickets so figured what the heck. They were surprisingly good! Of course KC doesn't move like he used to and gained 40-50 lbs. Was funny when he said, for all you younger people here tonight, I was the 'N Sync for all your mothers and just so you know this (pointing at himself) is what Justin Timberlake is going to look like in 30 years.

i saw starship like 15 years ago and was pretty surprised at how good they were live too

[Bretsky]

Post any random musings, stories, or thoughts. This thread takes no direction and is meant to be a collection of unorganized choatic thoughts and stories about nothing in particular.

Last week I want to church and took my two daughters. I always let them know I'll ask them what the sermon was about.

I asked the five year old and she replied

"JOHN GOT SWALLOWED BY A WHALE

(she meant Jonas)

I asked her what she learned from that and she replied

"DON'T JUMP OFF THE BOAT INTO THE OCEAN WITHOUT A LIFE JACKET"

Kind of funny; I looked back at the first post in this tread if infinity and it was about my little girl who now seems to want to be an asiring basketball star even though she is only going into second grade.

ANOTHER TRUE STORY:

My little boy, nickmame 0f 911 because he called 911 accidentally at 18 months on my cell, had an interesting discusion with his babysitter (who is in here 30's today).

When she was changing him, he looked down and said "I've got a really little weiner because I'm just a little boy. When I get to be a big boy I'm going to have a really big weiner just like my dad." Then he motioned with his hands and used them as a measuring stick. Little guy gave me two feet in length !!!! MY HERO.

I should hire him out to single guys

[easy cheesy]

OMG!!! SHE LIVES!!! But I don't see the cigarette smoke enveloping her "being"... oh that's right... only outside and only with "Mama"...

[easy cheesy]

The only person missing is "Cindy".... don't you have a pic or did she already go into the light with Carol Ann? Maybe we can catch a glimpse of "Downtown Jimmy" when I land in Wisconsin this weekend! Uber dooper sooper Good Times! Or maybe the lump known as "Guard" would set the world on fire....

[Iron Mike]

[easy cheesy]

Now THAT'S what I'm talkin' about!!! SHOUT OUT TO JIMMMMAAAAYYYYYY!!!! What about the asshat at The Main Exchange with the Buffalo Bills helmet on??? LOLOLOL!!!! I think every female in the bar (and maybe a few males) had some marriage proposals that night!!!

[easy cheesy]

I have a drunken Redskins fan on my couch... Good GAWD.... sleep tight Tirehole for tomorrow you DIE!!!!!

[easy cheesy]

WOOOHOOOOO!!!! I'm leavin'on a jet plane ( a Boeing 737 to be specific) and headed to Wisconsin.... Much to the consternation of my Vikings "friends".... WHO JUST USED MY SHOWER BY THE WAY!!!!!! BLECH!!! Be sure not to wake the lurking Redskins fan on your way out and leave the key under the door..... (we be gettin' rings and shit on Thursday!) TIREHOLE!

[easy cheesy]

I'm gonna have a burger, an "Old Fashioned" and a "view" from Kroll's...... I hope.... and... hopefully that same waiter that looked like "Napoleon Dynamite" will be serving up the "curds"... what a personality.... just strip search me at SEATAC NOW!!!

[Freak Out]

I'm always amazed at how fucked up the TSA checkpoints usually are...not because the system is necessarily fucked (it is of course) but because so many travelers are fucking crazy. Oh and Seattle.....I like the train but fuck me....speed the fucking thing up. 40 minutes from University station to SEATAC is FUCKED UP!

[Freak Out]

I should have posted that in the FUCK thread.....

[Joemailman]

I should have posted that in the FUCK thread.....

Too late now. Nice going Fuckhead.

P.S. Watching Game 7 tonight?

[HowardRoark]