OFFICIAL THREAD about "NOTHING"

[mraynrand]

I can't find my woodchuck thread, but I blasted two of those bastards yesterday! damn it feels good to be a gangster.

Just let your homies know who done it.

[easy cheesy]

http://www.thehotglove.com/2011/06/wisconsin-drunk-shit-garage/

I can hear the neighbors on the local news.... "I saw an unusual movement in my neighbor's garage"...

[easy cheesy]

This is so FUBAR... are you even kidding me?

http://firegeezer.com/2011/06/30/an-ambulance-call-that-wont-soon-be-forgotten/

[easy cheesy]

I wonder if his BAC was as high as the dude that dropped a deuce in the Wisconsin garage? Even THAT dude was able to elude the PoPo for a brief foot chase. If this weren't so horrific I'd be laughing my ass off.... ok... I am laughing... but... only a little bit.... I'm twisted that way.... I guess that's why I'm in love with a guy that tells me all sorts of cool stories about cutting open dead people for a living and, more importantly, how they got that way...lolz

[easy cheesy]

I'd LOVE to show the TSA how my PPP works!!! I carry my "anatomically correct cylinder" wherever I go... it's nice to know that something once deemed as "potentially dangerous" is now allowed in my carry on bag... makes going to the loo on a long flight next to a "Chatty Cathy" with a screaming, drooling child that much more tolerable... that... and Xanax... ***buzzzzzzzz, WEEEEEEEEEEEEE*** ... and I don't have to "turn off all electronic devices" because it's battery operated... that's what I'M talkin' about....

Remember... whips, chains and manacles.... are ok!!! Roger that!!! (Just be mindful of the "foot longs") ***eye roll*** NO BILLY CLUBS EVAH!

http://overheadbin.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2011/06/30/6982247-sex-toys-and-the-security-checkpoint

[easy cheesy]

Ohhhhh... I can also take a "tool" on board as long as it's shorter than seven inches... HEY...Tom Cruise... guess I'm sitting next to you....

[easy cheesy]

Here's another WTF Wisconsin moment... How in the hell can you NOT outrun a tractor? CHICKEN ANYONE? I heard about this case and just about split my sides... luckily for me it was not my sides that were literally split...

http://www.pdpw.org/news_headline.php?tbl=wi&yr=2011&id=72

"Hey there Daddy... I'm comin' atcha".... lol.. it just doesn't get any "better" than this....

[Little Whiskey]

Just let your homies know who done it.

those are some nice trophies!

[Little Whiskey]

We're in Ohio. We would have preferred KY, but there just weren't any houses for sale that fit our needs..

[easy cheesy]

I got a rock......

[SkinBasket]

You know, that looks pretty fucking awesome. My wife probably wouldn't agree though.

[mraynrand]

Lofts are trendy, but the two-tone paint scheme is so 1982. Plus, you never use "Tower Tan" in a loft - it's more of a breakfast nook or library color. A circular staircase would add some class. The PVC pipe for the shitter should be painted a darker color. Really people!

[mraynrand]

I'd LOVE to show the TSA how my PPP works!!! I carry my "anatomically correct cylinder" wherever I go... it's nice to know that something once deemed as "potentially dangerous" is now allowed in my carry on bag... makes going to the loo on a long flight next to a "Chatty Cathy" with a screaming, drooling child that much more tolerable... that... and Xanax... ***buzzzzzzzz, WEEEEEEEEEEEEE*** ... and I don't have to "turn off all electronic devices" because it's battery operated... that's what I'M talkin' about....

Remember... whips, chains and manacles.... are ok!!! Roger that!!! (Just be mindful of the "foot longs") ***eye roll*** NO BILLY CLUBS EVAH!

http://overheadbin.msnbc.msn.com/_ne...ity-checkpoint

"If you do find yourself pulled aside for questioning, Alexander’s advice is to hold your head high. "


I guess that's what the vibrator is for in the first place, at least according to (former) Congressman Weiner.

[mraynrand]

This is so FUBAR... are you even kidding me?

http://firegeezer.com/2011/06/30/an-...-be-forgotten/

There's an old comic book called "Amazing Tales" where this dude pulls into town after he 'ran into something on the road' and everyone is glaring at him. He doesn't understand, but finally he stops, they pull him out, and there is a dude embedded in his front grill. Guess he shoulda stopped, eh? Creepy when life imitates art....

[mraynrand]

More proof of life imitating art: