OFFICIAL THREAD about "NOTHING"

[MJZiggy]

One damn thunderstorm and I wind up with a 30 lb. lap dog. Still better than the insanity we used to have around here. Just think the new reaction is kinda funny.

[GrnBay007]

I need to book a flight to Milwaukee and for some reason, I keep procrastinating buying the ticket. I can't seem to make the simple decision between flying cheaper or flying at the times I want to fly.

Does Frontier fly to Milwaukee? Or how far is Madison from Milwaukee? (no idea)
I got 3 tickets with Frontier out of Madison, direct flight to DC for 658.00. Don't fly often but people are saying it's a good deal.

[MJZiggy]

Does Frontier fly to Milwaukee? Or how far is Madison from Milwaukee? (no idea)
I got 3 tickets with Frontier out of Madison, direct flight to DC for 658.00. Don't fly often but people are saying it's a good deal.

For three people, that is a good deal. I am catching my ride in Milwaukee, though so needed to fly there. It will be good to see the old besties!

[Upnorth]

One damn thunderstorm and I wind up with a 30 lb. lap dog. Still better than the insanity we used to have around here. Just think the new reaction is kinda funny.

Took our farm dogs to the vet yesterday for rabies and some other shot. One dog is a big time coward when it comes to thunder, and was cowering under the truck. I opened the door to it and I have never seen her move even close to that fast!!! She kept licking my face to say thank you for saving her on the entire trip, yuck!

[Little Whiskey]

Does Frontier fly to Milwaukee? Or how far is Madison from Milwaukee? (no idea)
I got 3 tickets with Frontier out of Madison, direct flight to DC for 658.00. Don't fly often but people are saying it's a good deal.

sounds like a good deal. madison is a little over an hour drive from milwaukee.

[swede]

She kept licking my face to say thank you for saving her on the entire trip, yuck!

That's cute.

You do realize that in dog talk licking the alpha pack member's muzzle is a way of asking you to regurgitate food, right?

[Little Whiskey]

how do you know that Upnorth is the alpha? maybe his dog is. so what does it mean if the alpha licks a sub members muzzle?

[MJZiggy]

I believe the protocol is that the sub panics, rolls on its back and pees.

[Harlan Huckleby]

great business name

[swede]

I believe the protocol is that the sub panics, rolls on its back and pees.

Good insight. Next time I see someone back down in a professional situation I'm accessing this visual.

[Upnorth]

how do you know that Upnorth is the alpha? maybe his dog is. so what does it mean if the alpha licks a sub members muzzle?

Both of my dogs are bitches and listen to me. They also listen to my wife when I am not around, but when I am it infuriates her that they run to me (i am so great!!!).
As to regurgitating food, I did almost puke as that dog likes to eat sheep shit. I did not enjoy her attention that day at all, that little bithc (and by little she is just over 50 lbs).

[GrnBay007]

Funny Dog story...

A couple years ago on x-mas eve I was hanging out at my brother's house helping make food for the next day. My nephew was there with his two dogs....two male shih tzus. He had to go out of town for the night so I agreed to watch them. They were completely fine when he was there. Perfectly well behaved. As soon as he walked out the door....and I mean the door was barely closed....they started humping the shit out of me. It was crazy! Never seen anything like it. If I was sitting in the family room they would be on the furniture doing my arm. If I was standing they would have me backed in to a corner! lol So there were other females in the house but they didn't touch them. I don't know if it was because I have a female dog at my house and they could smell the scent of my dog or what. Crazy dogs!!!!!

[Freak Out]

I let my dog Popper dry hump a college girl when I was in school.

[Iron Mike]

I let my dog Popper dry hump a college girl when I was in school.

I swear I read this in National Lampoon BITD....it was followed up with "I stole a tit squeeze off Dorothy Hamill at the Ice Capades."

[Iron Mike]