Jen vs. Angelina: When will the madness end?

[Little Whiskey]

.....or "CUP OF" Joe.

How about just Joe. Or, a "valued Joe". I'm happy to let him referee, just glad to see him posting again. It had been a while.

His post is from March. This is an old thread.

no no no ziggy, in the form of Joe please

[mraynrand]

Why is Jen serenading Ellen? Is she auditioning for American Idol or something more? Would she be reduced to this had Angelina not stolen Benjamin Button away from her? And please, please Angelina, eat something - who will collect the poor babies if you starve yourself to death! The people of Africa need you to eat and be healthy. SAVE ANGELINA!

[mraynrand]

'Jennifer Aniston threw Brad Pitt out after he confessed his love for Angelina Jolie': New book lifts lid on split of the century

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz...#ixzz1UTTmjCII

Split of the CENTURY! Indeed! How much longer can the American public stand this terrible conflict? Enough already, you two! Get back together.

How much happier could two people be? Just seven short years ago!

[Scott Campbell]

Why should he have to choose one or the other?

[mraynrand]

Jen looked STUNNING at the Globes. Angelina was "Green" With envy. Brad, let Angelina save the African children - Return to Jen!

[Freak Out]

Red is probably still beating off to that post rand.

[mraynrand]

Maybe this will help:

[George Cumby]

Maybe this will help:

Thank you.

[Bretsky]

Thank you.

YES > TY VERY MUCH

[woodbuck27]

Jen has thin lips. yuck.

and a 'horseface'. Great legs though and compensates whenever she can get to Walmart for a new bikini.

[woodbuck27]

Jen looked STUNNING at the Globes. Angelina was "Green" With envy. Brad, let Angelina save the African children - Return to Jen!

Ohh OHH ! Unlike .......... a GREEN BAY Packer at Home Vs New York Giants matchup............ It's very close. Jen seems to be getting better looking. Did she see a Horse Doctor...maybe just a standard Vet? Is it my imagination or has the 'Hoseface' look actually gone into remission?

[woodbuck27]

Split of the CENTURY! Indeed! How much longer can the American public stand this terrible conflict? Enough already, you two! Get back together.

How much happier could two people be? Just seven short years ago!

Jen just pee'd her pants and Brad thought that funny....we're observing their natural acting skills in a coverup.

[Scott Campbell]

Jen just pee'd her pants and Brad thought that funny....we're observing their natural acting skills in a coverup.

WTF?????

Woody is just plain weird much of the time. Fortunately he can't see this.

[MadtownPacker]

WTF?????

Woody is just plain weird much of the time. Fortunately he can't see this.

Cmon now, he is just a dirty old pervert. I imagine we are all doomed to this fate. Except skin. He will become a gentleman in old age.

[mraynrand]

According to the most recent tabloids, Jen is already having difficulties with new hubby Justin Theroux. And is pregnant for the 37th time in the past 15 years! How does she do it? No other woman has this kind of metabolism. She already has 23 children. How does she cook and clean for them all? Where are their dads? They really only need one Dad, and that is BRAD! Brad come back to Jen! Angelina has lost another 30 pounds and weighs but 17 pounds now. Soon she will just vanish into thin air (get it, 'thin' air. Ha ha, Ho ho). Brad, pack up Angie's children that she collected like curios from her voyages about the globe and go to Jen. She is just up that canyon in Bel Air, pining away for you. Turn off Sunset, take Bellagio then left on Sarbonne, Sarbonne becomes Chalon briefly until you turn left on Stradella drive. She is at the corner of of Stradella and Airole Way waiting for you Brad. Her maid, the one you always liked, will let you in through the back door. (Jen will not, but you knew that). Make it happen. Return to Jen!