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    McDonald's out of nuggets; woman calls police

    FORT PIERCE, FL--Told McDonald’s was out of Chicken McNuggets after paying for a 10-piece, a local woman called 911...Three times.

    "This is an emergency, If I would have known they didn't have McNuggets, I wouldn't have given my money, and now she wants to give me a McDouble, but I don't want one,” Latreasa L. Goodman later told police. “This is an emergency."

    The McNugget meltdown happened last week at a McDonald’s in the 600 block of North U.S. 1 and ended with Goodman, 27, getting a notice to appear on a misuse of 911 charge, according to a recently released police report.

    Goodman told investigators she tried to get a refund for the 10-piece McNuggets, but the cashier told her all sales are final.

    "I called 911 because I couldn't get a refund, and I wanted my McNuggets," Goodman told police.

    The cashier told police she offered Goodman, of the 2400 block of South 25th Street, a larger portion of food for the same price to make up for it, but said Goodman got “irate,” the report states.

    Goodman reportedly yelled, "I don't want a McDouble and small fry," the cashier told investigators.

    Dispatchers for 911 told police Goodman called the emergency number three times and on each occasion was told an officer was en route.

    “Goodman maintained the attitude ‘this is an emergency, my McNuggets are an emergency,’” the report states.

    McNuggets, introduced to the McDonald’s national menu in 1983, are sold in more than 100 countries and, unlike the McDouble, are often dunked in barbecue or hot mustard sauce.

    Goodman’s 10-piece selection has 460 calories and 29 grams of fat.
    "You're all very smart, and I'm very dumb." - Partial

  • #2
    Nice Onion article, why can't you be a little more original.

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    • #3
      give him a break, he's bored with NOTHING else to do.

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      • #4
        What's a 'McDouble?'
        "Never, never ever support a punk like mraynrand. Rather be as I am and feel real sympathy for his sickness." - Woodbuck

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Deputy Nutz
          Nice Onion article, why can't you be a little more original.


          Take that cocksmoker. Complete with audio from the 1st and 3rd calls to 911.
          "You're all very smart, and I'm very dumb." - Partial

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          • #6
            Originally posted by retailguy
            give him a break, he's bored with NOTHING else to do.
            Says the guy judging whether other people have enough to do. There's a middle manager born every minute. Then again, I guess you're all busy moving threads, fitting Partial for his helmet and deleting pictures these days. Very important stuff. Your life must be very fulfilling. Hypocrite.

            Originally posted by retailguy
            there is nothing wrong with this thread. Get off the criticism. Enough pot stirring.
            "You're all very smart, and I'm very dumb." - Partial

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            • #7
              LOL, hit a sensitive spot? Skin, you're laughable dude. I'm sure you really hit RG where it hurts...

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Partial
                LOL, hit a sensitive spot? Skin, you're laughable dude. I'm sure you really hit RG where it hurts...
                Oh, look the little guy's sticking up for his handler. That's cute.
                "You're all very smart, and I'm very dumb." - Partial

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by SkinBasket
                  Originally posted by Partial
                  LOL, hit a sensitive spot? Skin, you're laughable dude. I'm sure you really hit RG where it hurts...
                  Oh, look the little guy's sticking up for his handler. That's cute.
                  Again, good one. . Busy day, huh? I recall awhile back when you claimed if you were lucky, on a rare occasion, you had 10 free minutes a day to post here and break away from your constant daily grind. Must be a lot of 10 minute breaks for all you've been posting lately to match your video game habits as well as time to read the onion and hang out with Nutz...

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Partial
                    Originally posted by SkinBasket
                    Originally posted by Partial
                    LOL, hit a sensitive spot? Skin, you're laughable dude. I'm sure you really hit RG where it hurts...
                    Oh, look the little guy's sticking up for his handler. That's cute.
                    Again, good one. . Busy day, huh? I recall awhile back when you claimed if you were lucky, on a rare occasion, you had 10 free minutes a day to post here and break away from your constant daily grind. Must be a lot of 10 minute breaks for all you've been posting lately to match your video game habits as well as time to read the onion and hang out with Nutz...
                    My kids are growing up Partial. Maybe you should follow suit.
                    "You're all very smart, and I'm very dumb." - Partial

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by SkinBasket
                      Originally posted by Partial
                      Originally posted by SkinBasket
                      Originally posted by Partial
                      LOL, hit a sensitive spot? Skin, you're laughable dude. I'm sure you really hit RG where it hurts...
                      Oh, look the little guy's sticking up for his handler. That's cute.
                      Again, good one. . Busy day, huh? I recall awhile back when you claimed if you were lucky, on a rare occasion, you had 10 free minutes a day to post here and break away from your constant daily grind. Must be a lot of 10 minute breaks for all you've been posting lately to match your video game habits as well as time to read the onion and hang out with Nutz...
                      My kids are growing up Partial. Maybe you should follow suit.
                      What, you can't handle being called out on your BS? You're a joke, man. It'd be one thing if you recognized it, but you don't. Real men can give it and take it. I'm quite comfortable taking my medicine when necessary.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Partial
                        Real men can give it and take it. I'm quite comfortable taking my medicine when necessary.
                        Originally posted by 3irty1
                        This is museum quality stupidity.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Partial
                          Originally posted by SkinBasket
                          Originally posted by Partial
                          Originally posted by SkinBasket
                          Originally posted by Partial
                          LOL, hit a sensitive spot? Skin, you're laughable dude. I'm sure you really hit RG where it hurts...
                          Oh, look the little guy's sticking up for his handler. That's cute.
                          Again, good one. . Busy day, huh? I recall awhile back when you claimed if you were lucky, on a rare occasion, you had 10 free minutes a day to post here and break away from your constant daily grind. Must be a lot of 10 minute breaks for all you've been posting lately to match your video game habits as well as time to read the onion and hang out with Nutz...
                          My kids are growing up Partial. Maybe you should follow suit.
                          What, you can't handle being called out on your BS? You're a joke, man. It'd be one thing if you recognized it, but you don't. Real men can give it and take it. I'm quite comfortable taking my medicine when necessary.
                          If someone has the balls to call another person a joke, they should at least be man enough to be willing to fight said man. I call Skin a "joke" at least two maybe three times a day. I am willing to fight him anytime and any place.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Partial
                            Originally posted by SkinBasket
                            Originally posted by Partial
                            Originally posted by SkinBasket
                            Originally posted by Partial
                            LOL, hit a sensitive spot? Skin, you're laughable dude. I'm sure you really hit RG where it hurts...
                            Oh, look the little guy's sticking up for his handler. That's cute.
                            Again, good one. . Busy day, huh? I recall awhile back when you claimed if you were lucky, on a rare occasion, you had 10 free minutes a day to post here and break away from your constant daily grind. Must be a lot of 10 minute breaks for all you've been posting lately to match your video game habits as well as time to read the onion and hang out with Nutz...
                            My kids are growing up Partial. Maybe you should follow suit.
                            What, you can't handle being called out on your BS? You're a joke, man. It'd be one thing if you recognized it, but you don't. Real men can give it and take it. I'm quite comfortable taking my medicine when necessary.
                            Basic Logic: F
                            Ability to follow Along in class: F
                            Ability to Socialize: BR (Borderline retarded*)

                            Recommendation: It's too late to abort this one, so let's just limit the damage he can do by allowing him to create a "special space" for himself, where he can feel important, able, and unique while limiting his feelings of impotence, insecurity, awkwardness, and confusion about basic functions of the human body (see notes on exploding testicles). Some - or significant - disassociation with reality may occur, however, the alternative of allowing him into society unchecked would be considered inhumane as imminent harm, self inflicted or otherwise, would be likely.

                            *The underside of the borderline
                            "You're all very smart, and I'm very dumb." - Partial

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Deputy Nutz
                              If someone has the balls to call another person a joke, they should at least be man enough to be willing to fight said man. I call Skin a "joke" at least two maybe three times a day. I am willing to fight him anytime and any place.
                              We should use the basement. There's an exercise mat down there. Do you think our wives will pay to watch?
                              "You're all very smart, and I'm very dumb." - Partial

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