Tasteless Joke #1

[woodbuck27]

Work Ethic and Earning Your $$$$:

[woodbuck27]

Ok........... here's a tasteless football fan joke:

I've got too many and where I come from we spin jokes for sometimes hours over a bunch of brew and some pretzels 'to boot' of course:



Max, a not too bright local football star, is jogging down the street when he sees a building on fire. A lady is standing on a third-story ledge holding her pet cat in her arms.

"Hey, lady," yells Larry, "throw me the cat."

"No," she cries, "It's too far."

"I play football, I can catch him."

The smoke is pouring from the windows, and finally, the woman waves to Larry, kisses her cat good-bye, and tosses it down to the street. Larry keeps his eye on the cat as it comes hurtling down toward him. The feline bounces off an awning and Larry runs into the street to catch it. He jumps six feet into the air and makes a spectacular one handed catch. The crowd that has gathered to watch the fire breaks into cheers.

Carried away, Larry does a little dance, lifts the cat above his head, wiggles his knees back and forth, then spikes the cat into the pavement.... Touchdown!

[SkinBasket]

You can't even keep the names right in your own joke. God, you're an asshole.

[woodbuck27]

You can't even keep the names right in your own joke. God, you're an asshole.

His name is Max and (last name) is Larry.

Max Larry.

I hope that helps you be less irritable. Picks up your day .........LOL.

[SkinBasket]

His name is Max and (last name) is Larry.

Max Larry.

I hope that helps you be less irritable. Picks up your day .........LOL.

You're an asshole and a liar. Or Canadian for short.

[woodbuck27]

You're an asshole and a liar. Or Canadian for short.

and your an obvious bigot.

and that's my joke. Mine NOT yours.

I'll write it (my joke) as I see fit. So SkinBasket....please run along.....
Don't you have a house to clean up? Maybe some things to wash. MaybeKnit....hook a rug.

Whatever!? May help makes you more of 'a REAL MAN'.

As you are...your ....a disappointment to someone who must care.

[mraynrand]

His name is Max and (last name) is Larry.

Max Larry.

I hope that helps you be less irritable. Picks up your day .........LOL.

This is probably the most clever post you've ever had on Packerrats. Too bad it exposes you as a liar.

[woodbuck27]

This is probably the most clever post you've ever had on Packerrats. Too bad it exposes you as a liar.

W

Two words:

grasping

straws

or maybe....!?

Let's enter the Think Tank:

First person: Do 'the children of the corn' live here?




Second person: Maybe it's something definable, less complicated !?

[mraynrand]

W

Two words:

grasping

straws

or maybe....!?

Let's enter the Think Tank:

First person: Do 'the children of the corn' live here?




Second person: Maybe it's something definable, less complicated !?

So what does any of that have to do with you being a liar?

[SkinBasket]

So what does any of that have to do with you being a liar?

And a gender normative asshole who's terrible at telling jokes?

[SkinBasket]

[woodbuck27]

So what does any of that have to do with you being a liar?

Delete

[woodbuck27]

And a gender normative asshole who's terrible at telling jokes?

Content >>>> DELETE !

[woodbuck27]

No they both need this:



The Aloe Vera Plant.

[woodbuck27]

Now that the subject of sunburns has arisen.

I've an arsenal of Maxine 'Max' Larry Jokes.

A young man named Maxine Larry....Just Max for short ....finally got a date with the extremely HOT blonde who lived in her Condo across the street .

To prepare for his big date good ole handsome Max, went out into the garden at the rear of his Condo for a nice tan. Not wanting any tan lines to show *(as he had plans), he elected to sunbath in the nude.

Unfortunately, Maxime fell asleep and managed to sunburn his large member. All the same and not one to ever panic ( Max was too cool). He applied aloe vera and some gauze to his Maxhood. Mr. Maxine 'Max' Larry is a virile black man with a Big brain. This inconvenience wouldn't cause BIG Max....to miss this imminent opportunity.

The vivacious blonde showed up for the date, and BIG MAX charme her with soft music, before dinner drinks and a sumptuous 4 course meal served with a lovely white wine. She was by then .....'puddy in his hands'. After which they went into the living room and clasping one another began to sway to some cool Jazz.

Suddenly Max had an intense itch in his crotch. His sunburn the culprit. Yet Maxine was at that moment reminded of something his mother had advised at such an inconvenient time. Black family's stick together.

Big Max excused himself, went into the kitchen and poured a tall, cool glass of milk. Was Big Max into health and vivacious blonde women?

Sure but it was something else:

Larry (Mr. Max Larry) then placed his sunburned member in the milk and experienced immediate relief. After a minute's soak the itch was gone. He didn't drink the milk. Black men have a sense of priorities. Big Maxine 'Max' Larry was no exception.

Now cut to the now really horney blonde: Wondering what he was doing, she wandered into the kitchen to see him with his endowed member immersed in the glass of milk.

Upon seeing this, the she exclaimed excitedly, "So that's how you guys load those things!"




PS Good Ole Max Larry and the blonde had a great laugh.....Max 'of course' got laid.